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Funny SMS Collection
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Rabri : age jante hain raat me belli pura dudhwa p jati hai.
Lalu : tumko kyee bar bole hain ki raat me baluj ka button lga kr soya kar.
Sardar was standing without a shirt, a friend say's wah Sardar g barri fit chest hey tuhaday, Sardar proudly replies; oye haley tey tu apni parjayee de nahi vekhe
Arre deewano mujay pehchano.
Kahan say aya main............?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
May kon hoon?
?
?
?
?
number dekh k pata nahi lagda.
We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........
Searching.......
Searching.......
Still searching........
Sorry,
No brain found !!!
We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
roses are red, violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????
1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
tension hoi???
ab dosro ko do.
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…
Moral of the movie Ghajini…
Whenever going to meet your girlfriend
Make sure u have your cell phone..
n
when u r in deep trouble
keep your cell phone silent…
Can u dance?
?
?
?
No!
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Sure
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Just try it
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Sure u cant
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That means u r pappu!!!
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.
Because pappu cant dance.
Haal to mera b tere jesa he hy “Faraz”,bus farq sirf itna hy . .
Tumhain apno ne lota, Hamain ghairon ne koota
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”
SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
Sumeone Kills AMIR’S GF
& He Loses His Memory.
Than He Tries To Find out D Killer.
Suspense:AMIR Himself Is D Killer.
Now Enjoy Watchng GHAJINI
Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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.
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”
When a girl falls down
She is helped by so
Many people
But
When a boy falls down
Everybody laughs
When a girl licks
Her lips
She is thirsty
When boy licks
His lips
He is tharki
When a girl
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop…..
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll
Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …
Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus
with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
A Solid reason for having 2 girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service!
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