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Hindi SMS Collection
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.
Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,Rail Kya Cheez Hay...
Santa sTOp Rikshaw & askd:DAata k DaRbaar jao ge.
Rikshaw
Dry Wor:g Janab
Santa:Acha ye shOWper le jao,
WApisi per Meray
Liay chawal
Letay aana . . . . . ;->
Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai
bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab
santa : jab tu paise maangega tab..
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye .........pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai? kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar.. ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Louv Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Pandit : InsAan jAb mArr jAta hAi tO uSkE mUh mEi kAa daAanA chAhiye??
sArDAR : BirlA CEmEnt
PAnd|t : Kyun ?
sArDAR : kYunKi isS CEMENT mEi jaAn hai
Sardar: Yar kal main bathrom gea to wahan ek shair tha
Frnd: hain..phir tum ne kya kia?
Sardar: Kuch nhi main ne shair se kaha ap kr lo, mera to nikl hi gya hai
Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!
Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei??
Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..!
Banta: To,,..!!
Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna mai bhi gum ho jata.!!
Techer:Kya Ap
Bata Sakte Hai Srdaro
Pe Kitne Joke Hai
Srdr:Bahut Der
Sochne K Bad Muskil Se
2 Ya 3 Baki Sab
Sachi Kahania Hai
Professor : Chemical Symbol Of Barium ?
SArdar g : Ba
Professor : & Sodium
Sardar g : Na
Professor : What Will We Get If 1 Atom Of Ba & 2 Atoms Of Na Combine ???
Sardar g : BaNaNa . . . ;->
santa- "i m going" ka kya matlab hota hai?
banta(khub soch ke)- "me ja raha hu."
Santa(gusse me)- "oye! nahi jaane doonga. pehle matlab bata."
shAdi m3 ek sArdAr bAhut khAnA khA rAhA thA, kiSi n3 pUchA kAb tAk khAoge???
sArdAr:mAin tO khUd khA khA k3 dhUkh| hUn p3r kyA kAru cArd m3 LikhA tHa dinNer frOm 7-10pm
Ek baAr Air indiA kA Aeroplane,haAwe mAin khArAb ho gAyA( which happens always) n pilOt ne AnnOunce kiyA " yAtri Apna ApnA luggaAge girA dein kyunki weigHt jAydA hO gAyA hAi fligHt kA...tO batao sArdAr ji nE kyA kiyA??
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Ofcourse yaAr luggAge girA diyA..!
jAn|X hAr sArdAr pAgAl thOdi nA hOtA hAi...
Pathan walkng at night.
Samnay gober para tha..
Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli daal kr taste kiya 0r bola
0hh ye to gober
hai..
Shukar hai mera pair nahi para...>
Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai
San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi.......;->
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'
Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.
2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.
1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,
mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi
A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y???
Think think..!
To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;->
KEEP SM|L|NG
EK sArdAr ShEr..!
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE
Baki sab sARdaR huye
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Sardar : Brother & Sister
Interviewer : How?
Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :->
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Santa :- Dar mat yaar.
Vo kaat nhi raha,
vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'.......;->
Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!
Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!
Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga?
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