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Hindi SMS Collection
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a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person: yahan gay ka dhodh ata ha MADONA ka nahin...
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. ......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
Ek chota sardar apni pragnant mummy se pochta hain k is mein kiya hain,, mummy bolti hain,is mein pyara baby hain,sardar,piyara thaa tu ap khaaa kyun gaey,..
A fat NRI sardarni goes to a gurudwara with a mannat. She tells giani : Gianai ji, main aaj bhot vaddi aass leke aayi han. Giani : Main vekhya, jaddo tussi matthha tekya...
SANTA FOUND ANSWER TO THE MOST DIFFICULT QUESTION EVER --- WHAT COMES FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG??? OYE YAAR!!!!! JISKA ORDER PEHLE DOGE, VO HI AAYEGA...
1 Sardar ko susu karte dekh kar ladhki dosre raste jane lagi, Sardar bola, Dar na kudiye, jis se tum dar rahi ho usey maine pakad k rakha hai.
1 sardar apna frnd sa: yar kal tare babhi ke yad mitana k lia maina botal ka sahara lia sardar`s frnd: pir kia howa? sardar: hona ke se..bus mare lulee botal which pass gai...
Eik Sardar 15 august waly din kabarustan may kabarain khod raha tha aik adme ne poocha yeh kya ker rehe ho? path bola aj youm_e_azdi hai main ne socha murdoun ko azad ker doun!
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta...
taRasti nazrOn nE haR paL tEra sAath maAnga... jaiSe aAsmAn nE hAr rAat chAnd mAanga... rOOth gaYa wO khUda bHi hUm sE... jUb hUm nE hAr dUa mEin tEra sAath mAanga....
Ek Sardar bike rok kar helmit kujha raha tha.ek admi bola helmit to utaro.pathan bola tumhari gand mai kahrish hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay kia ?
Sardar 2 wife "koi aisi baat kaho k mera seena fakhr se phul jae, or meri ass sulag jae"Wife "aap ka lun aap k sub doston se bara hai"
Aik Sardar Apni Girl Friend se kehta hay........ Sardar: Prito ek wari i love u keh de.. Prito: Nai main nu sharam Aandi ae.. SArdar: Ek wari keh de.. Parito: Nai.. Sardar: Vekh le tu meri phen nai..
BV ki absence mein sarda apni G.F ko bolata hai aur nokar ko 100rs de ker kehta hai k BV ko na batana, Nokar:100rs bohaut kam hai, begum sahiba isi kam k 500 deti hy...
Sardar entered in PCO, the girls asked,"han ji papa ji kidher kerna hy?" Sardar replied:"dekh larki kursi pe to mushkil ho ga, neechay hi bori bicha le......"
Sardar ka beta fail ho ker 5th se 4th mein aur phir 4th se 3 rd mein aa gaya, to sardar said to his wife,apni shalwar tight ker lo bacha wapas aa raha hy....
Sardar`s wife. Kurri jawan ho gayi wey koi changa munda wekho 26saal da howay.sardar replied.jey 26 saal da na milay tey 13 13 de 2 le awaan?
Sardar & Sardarni in Bus:Sardarni: Sunoji, peechey wala merey blouse main haath dal raha hai.Sardar: Tu chinta mat kar, osey kya pata ke Batwa merey pas hai.
sardar: meri biwi mujhe chor k chali gayi. freind: tu us ka khyaal nahi rekhta ho ga. sardar:arre yaar sagi behan ki terah rakhta tha.
Sardar ko sarak kay kinaray pishab kartey deikh kar larki rasta badalney lagi toh sardar bolo: jee dirayey nahin, kyunkey aap jis sey dar rahi hain usey main ney pakra haua hai...
Eik Sardar sari zindage sochta reha sochta reha sochta reha or sochtay sochtay hee marr geya K ager meri Behan k 2 bahi hain tu mera eik kesay...
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ap kiya miss karogy
Dekho hum ne kitna mis kiya.
Har Khsuhi Me Aapki Baat Karte Hai
Aapki Salamati Ki Fariyad Karte Hai
Is Khamosh SMS Se Kya Bataye
Hum Aapko Kitna Yaad Karte Hai
i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak
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