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Hindi SMS Collection
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL Copyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL G
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwalI
Jab Khuda ny apko banaya ho ga.Pehly socha ho ga k Jannat m rakh lo.Phir Shayed mera Khayal aya hoga
bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte. jaam dusron se cheen kar hum piya nahi karte. agar unko mohabbat hai toh hum se akar izaar kare. peecha hum bhi kissi ka kiya nahi karte
toote hue paimane mein kabhi jaam nahi aata
ishq ke mariz ko kabhi aaram nahi ataa
kabhi to socha hota e dil todnewale
toota hua dil kisi ke kam nahin aata
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samagh aya kya?
apun k mobile ko tery mobile sy ishq ho gya hay
iss liay line mar raha hay
Abkiya hey jo tere pass aoon kis man pe tujhko azmaoon
title ki terhan jo ur chuka hey wo lamha kahanse dhoond laoon tere hi bhale ko maien chahta hoon ka tujhey kabhi maien yaad na aoon ..
Divas Ma Das Var
Vishvas Ma Vis Var
Tarikh Ma Tris Var
Chahat Ma Chalis Var
Prem Ma Pachas Var
Second Ma So Var
Hakikat Ma Hazaro Var
I Love You..
TUM NE SUNA HAI?
NAHIN SUNA?
REALLY NAHIN SUNA?
CNN PE?
BBC PE?
PTV PE?
GEO PE?
ARY PE?
AAJ PE?
INDUS PE?
ZEE TV PE?
ATV PE?
NAHIN SUNA?
FM101 PE TO SUNA HOGA?
IN PE BHI NAHIN SUNA?
TO
Milk choculate iz 4 kidz,Dark choculate iz 4 lovers cuz it haz a higher percentage ov Cocoa, which meanz it haz More PHYNYTHELAMINE a chemicle that mimics the feeling U hav wen U'r in Luv!
Wen im walking wit u i neva wanna stop, wen im looking at u i neva wana close me eyes, wen i kiss u i neva wanna breath n wen i hold u in my arms i wish d clock stop tickin. i love u and will always do...
()\\'*() Dnt
,,-(\\'0\\',)-,, Wana
\\'.--( )--.\\' Bug
(\\")(\\") Ya
()\\'*()\\"\\"() just
(,\\'0( ) wana
(, ( (,) Hug Ya
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely
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