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Hindi SMS Collection
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Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother…
Just kid
Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!
Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How’s life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai,
Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Ye tera koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad RAKSHA BANDHAN ka tyohar hai!
Hello Bhaiya, how r u?
How's life?
Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi.
Mera cell kharab hai isliye me
inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon.
Tumhari pyari behan - Mallika Sherawat
Sushmita, Ash, Karina, Preeti, Katrina or aapki pyari choti bahan (aapki GF) ki aur se aapko Rakhi ki Hardik Badhaiyan.
Agar aap bus, train, plane ya kahin se bhi aa ya jaa
rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke haath mai phool, dhaga,
chain ya chamakti hui koi bhi vastu dekhen.
To turant wahan se hat jayen.
Yeh vastu Rakhi ho
Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume,
Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho,
Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye,
tum mujhe kuch to commission do!
To my extremely lovable (but kanjoos) brother!
Just
Galiyan fulon se saja rekhi hai, har mode per ladkiyan betha rekhi hai, pata nahi tum kahan se aa jao, isliye unke hath me rakhi thama rekhi hai.
Don’t Say & Recieve “Merry Christmas” because it means Allah ne Beta Jana. (NAZOUZU-BILLAH).
Is msg ko phelao Q k dost mazaq main bhi ye keh kar Shirk kar jaty hain.
Aaj se theek 12 din baad
Christmas Day..
Aaj se theek 25 din baad
New Year..
Bolo tumhe kya wish karun?
Chalo teeno aik saath kar deta hoon.
But!
I think I must be first one who wished you like this.
Happy Christmas Day
Happy New Year
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Christmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Charistmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
I leave in Cabo Frio a city located in Rio de Janeiro, that is Buzios' neighbor, and I'd like to say you just one thing: all Brazilian's like you too much and we were very happy with the music you made to Anselmo, a Brazilian like us, that showed you how harmful we can be.
Et encore une fois mille merci pour ces quinze ans de moments inoubliablement formidables.
Meilleures voeux et très bonne fète de fin d'année, j'espère te revoir au prochain été la ou tu sais à Saint Tropez mais Fais attention à ne pas trop t'exciter sur la fumette ......
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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