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Hindi SMS Collection
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Sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney niche Utro Gey, Mujhey Nahee Maloom tha.
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na. Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana, Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yaar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga..
Aapko... hum sirf aapko aur aapko, are aapko haan haan aapko, baba aapko, aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge....
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya.
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu, to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin 'NAHAYA'.
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai...
Aap hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " Allah k naam pe dede baba".
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai, Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai.
There are animalz dat i need in my life. . A minx (coat) in my wardrobe, . A jaguar in d garage, . A lion in d bed and . A man pay ma billz.
Rules of Life: Assume Nothing, Xpect Little, Do More, Demand Less, Smile Often, Dream Big, Laugh a Lot, Pray Always, Cry Once for missing me everyday...
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki - jhuki si, Yeh tera chehra khila - khila sa, ab tere chehre par haath fera, Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
Pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega. Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega. khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega.
Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe.... badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe.... Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe..
Itney qareeb say guzar kar gaya hai
Andaaz be rukhi kay num kar gaya hai
Mayat pe mari kharay ho kar anjaan bangaya hai
Kehta hai logon say yeh kon mar gaya hai
Aana mari kabar par aur parna phir Fatiha
Aur phir muskara kar keh dena acha howa mar gaya hai.
Dunya main sirf teen(3) tarah kay log he khush naseeb hotey hain
1) Woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
2) woh jinhay acha Yaar milta hai
3) Woh jinhay mera sms baar baar milta hai
Only 4 u
+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya..
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho
There are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?”}::_++_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
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