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Hindi SMS Collection
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Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila…
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega..
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey…
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d...
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe….badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe….Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum…. International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe…..
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha....
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. “Allah k naam par de de baba”
if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai.
Door Bohat hi Door Kisi lambay safar pr janay walay
Mujhay hamaysha kion DAR lagta hai
TUM JALDI LOTE AAO GAY...
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
tohar chehra moti saman………………..
MOTI HAMAR KUTTE KA NAM………
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
Dil kar raha hai keh….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
kis…
kis…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka………
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
A motorist hit a sparrow. He tk d unconscius bird & put in a cage wid bread &water.bird wakes up,luks around & screames"Salakhen! Oh MY GOD I'v kild d motorist"
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirch' hai.
Dil ka dard dil todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Woh hamari gali me aaye...
Aur chillake bole
Paper Raddi wala......
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain...
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye...
Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
kamjor ho gaya main itna teri judai se,
khatmal bhi kheech le gaye, mujhe charpai se..
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye...
Hi Good Morning! Arz hai, Chai ke cup se uthte dhuein mein teri shakl nazar aati hai, Tere khyalon mein kho kar aksar meri chai thandi ho jaati hai.
Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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