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Hindi SMS Collection
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Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres
Chala Kar Daki
Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami “Azad“
Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!
Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,
Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?
Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..?
Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur!
Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
:-/)
Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
Teacher:
Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe
2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti...
Student:
Madam
Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa
Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga...
Shadi k 7 din baad,
Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni?
Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!
Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.?
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Kash
Us din
“main jaldi sojata“
meri DUA hAi
K
tUmhe. . .
MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . .
hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . .
tUmhAry OpEr chArhy....... ;->
Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai..
Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,
Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam Nai
Kabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat Khane
Palang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai
My dear .......karona..plzzzzz...mujhe karona..... mujhe acha lagey ga..... plzzz.karona.hamari dosti ki kasam karo.....kar do naaa........ kisi ko nahi pata chaley ga promise,,,,,,,, u trust me na......?Sirf 1 bar.... plzzzzzzzz kardona........badaaaaa sa Sms....
Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai.
Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,
Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.
Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho
Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban
Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya?
Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di,
Klark ne application form parha or kaha;-
“apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,
Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay Wafat Paa Gaye,
Aurat Ne Bhi Takulafana Jawab Dia,
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“G Main To Abhi Zinda Hoon“
Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib...
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi... ;->
Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON...
SMS ki murdamshumari,
Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,
Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,
Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
MODREN DAY updated dictionary
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BAYWAQOOF: chottiya
STUPID MAN : LUND ka sira
TO HATE: LUND pay marna
FRUSTRATED :TATTAY latak jana
FLATTER: TATTAY uthana
IGNORE: LUND ko thund hona
POWERFUL: GAAND bhari hona
MILD LOSS: GAAND bund hona
HEAVY LOSS: GAAND phatna
SEVERE LOSS: GAAND phat kay hath may ajana
JEALOUS: GAAND jal jana
REFUSAL: mera LUND karta hai tera kaam
RUN AWAY : GAAND dikha daina
DECEIVE: harami pan
FEAR: GAAND may ghoo na hona
STOP BEING FRANK: dimag ki MUTH na laga yaar
Maa: Beta Jaldi So Ja Warna Gabbar A Jayay Ga
Beta: Mujhay 100Rs Day Do Warna Papa Ko Bol Doon Ga K Yeh Gabbar Roz A Jata Hai...
jin larko kpo larkiyon ka naam rakhne ka shauk hai woh allah k samne jhuk kar apni gand dikha kar os se fariyad karo shayed ose tumhari gand pasand aa jaye or woh tumhe on jaisa bna dai bhenchoodo mard bno kia larkiyon wala naam rakhte hon...
lund: judge sab ju mai paida hoa to mera gala kaat deya gaya
.jab bara hoa to haton se mera gala dabaya gaya
.shadi k baad mujhe kali surang mai dala gaya
,Aakhir mera kasor kia tha
judge: bhenchood to akarta kion tha
Aamir khan launches new movie cast are:
Nawaz Sharif
Asif Zardari
Gillani
Shiree Rehman
Chaudri Brothers
Maulana Fazlur Rehman
Film name is (“Sarey Harami Zameeen Par“)
MENA DA DILBAR 6 ME KHYALONO K RAZI
DA NAZ KHANDA KHABARE ME YADONO K RAZI
KAASH 6 KALA KALA ME PA WEKHA HUM LEDALAY
DA SENGA 6 ASHNA RATA KHOBONO K RAZI
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