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Hindi SMS Collection
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Salian : jija ji koi chhand sunao..
Jija : chhand parand aaea jaaea chhand parand GHEE bujho
meri saleo mere kacche vich hai ki.
Salian jije nalo vi vad : chhand parande aaea jaaea chhand
parande GULLA jija ji asi bujh lea tuhade kacche vich LULLA...!!
Ek Sadhu vaal kholkar ladies toilet me ghus gaya.
Ek aurat ne pucha: 'Behan, kaun sa mahina hai?'
sadhu: 11wa...
Aurat: Tabhi bache ki 1 baaju bahar hai
MUH vich na paunda hove
GHODI na banauda hove
FEEM kha k na chad da hove
MUMME na fad da hove tel la k jane oh pauna maa e merie j
tu mainu chaundi chadauna mae meri a
Lamma na chhota hove patla na mota hove gallan na putda hove
tangan na chukda hove raat nu na pave mainu rona maae
meri a j tu mahnu chaundi chadauna maae meri a
Muh vich muh panda hove dhunni tak puchounda hove bad ch na pave
pashtauna maae merie j tu mainu chaundi chadauna maae merie
Policeman and fauji in train.
Policeman-Tusi chhutti te ja rahe ho?
Fauji- Wife di delivery hai.
Policia-Tussi pehlan kadon chhutti gaye c?
Fauji- Do saal ho gaye. police wala -ta bacha haram da na hoya?
Fauji-ki farak painda apa kehra ghare rakhna,police ch bharti karva dena.
Man smoking in a bus.
Conductor- Kyun be,'NO SMOKING' ka board nhi dikhta?
Man- Yaha to 'WEAR CONDOM' ka bhi board laga hai,
to kya condom pehen k bus me baithu?
Je chubare na hunde kudiyaan de ishare na hunde,
open jeep de nazare na hunde,je CHANDIGARH diyan kudiyaan
fashion na kardiyaan tan PATIALE de munde aware na hunde.
DO JUDWA BACHE MAA Ke PET Mein 'WO DEKH PAPA
KA LUN AAYA' DUSRA BACHA BOLA'ARE YEH To Amneet'
UNCLE KA LUN HAI, PAPA TO SMS PAD RAHE HAIN'
Lun walio lun di kadr karo, lun naal hi jag te sardariyan ne!
Ronde ne oh suhagrat wele jina regular muthan mariyan ne.
In a theater a little child with his mom and dad starts
weeping loudly.....SARDAR in theater loudly to
lady-ehde moohn ch 1 mumma paade.
Immediately lady's husband stands up and says
'kehra behenchod bolia saamne aave'
SARDAR loudly-duza ehde moohn ch paade.
What is the pure HINDI name of Penis.....?
Guess...
MUTRA NISKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND
DAYAK CHARM NALIKA....!!
Santa apni mashuk nu nangi kr k Mumme chung reha C
mshuk GARAM hoi te boli Hor Kuch Chahida Hai?
Santa: tere Doodh Naal je Biscuit Mil jan tan Swad e aaje
Sabzi wale da viyah hoya,suhagrat te apni wife nu nangi kar k,ohdi
fudi te pani chidkan laga,wife ne puchya,a ki kar rahe o?
Oh bolya,pehlan TAZI tan kar lva !
aik bhoot ne bhagwan ki boht poja ki.......
BHAGWAN khush ho kar: mang kia mangta hai...
bhoot: mein khubsurat larkio ka khoon peena chahta hun.....
BHAGWAN NE USSEY ALWAYS ULTRA BANA DIA!
bata:abu mein kesy paida hua tha? baap: hum ne dua ki aap aagaye.
beta:aur bhai kesey paida hua? baap:wo bhi dua se beta:aur chacha?
baap:wo bhi dua se
beta: ABU HAMAREY KHANDAN MEIN CHOODNEY
WOODNEY KA RIVAAJ NAHI HAI KIA?
what is similarity between pregnant lady & burned toast????
donoo mein insan sochta hai kash aik min pehley nikal leta!
CHILD:anty ka pait kiyon phola hai
PAPA:i know to sub janta hai
CHILD:i dont know
PAPA:in kay pait main pani bhara hai
CHILD:papaphir bacha to doob jaye ga...
jab nigahain ho paaon pe
hath hoon knees pe
dil ho halaq main
aur
ansu hon gaalon pe to
samajh lena
ke tum Peshawar main ho
jab nigahain ho paaon pe
hath hoon knees pe
dil ho halaq main
aur
ansu hon gaalon pe to
samajh lena
ke tum Peshawar main ho
Jehra msg na kare usdi bund wich 10 lun 2 glass 3 chamache
5 thaliyan 11 manje 8 sofe 2 cooler 6 ac 9 scooter 7 rajayian
5 tv 3 dvd 2 caran 9 boot 21 shirt 18 pentan 2 pani walian tankiyan
10 kille pealee 2 savage . msg kar nahi tan piche toori wala
truck v aa reha hai.
NEW iTEAM on
FUDi PLAZA HOTEL=
1- Stuffed mumma,
2- Masala tatte,
3- Lullian da mitha achar,
4- Sirke wale lul,
5- Flavoured fudi,
6- Tanduri bund..
Ek lady ne apni goud me ek baby le rakha tha jiska pao uski choot
per lag raha tha. ek manchala bola : 'Tera pao choom loo to
maja aa jaye' Lady boli iske papa ka land choos le ,
wo to pura hi choot me jata hai
Ek sardar ne ladki ke mooh mein lun dal diya,
ladki boli,' 500 rupee de warna lun per kaat lungi'.
Sardar bola,' 1000 rupees de nahi to main susu ker dunga.'..
'What is fudi?'
Ans:-Fudi is a maal, made of khaal, inside laal,
covered with baal, jo chode so nihaal, jo chudvaye so behaal,
bolo sat sriya kal.
Ek train me
3 girls baithi thi,
ek jatt aaya aur bola:
aapka naam?
1,SALMA BEHAN
2,NAGMA BEHAN
3,MINA BEHAN
aur aapka naam?
Jatt
SHINDA BEHAN CHOD..
Dil ki masoom ragay khud he sulhagti hon gi.
Jonhe tasween ka kona woh jalati hogi.
Roop day ker is may kisi shahzaday ka ka.
Apnay bacho ko kahani woh sunati hoge...
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