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Insult SMS Collection
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Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
“If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.”
- Sir Vivian Fuchs
A miserand a liar bargain quickly.
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore...
Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative...
He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony...
Bahot khubsurat ho tum..
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Khudko duniya k nazar se bachake rakho..
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Aankhome sirf kajal hi kafi nahi..
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Gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latka ke rakho..
no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
This is not fair? how could u do this? Didn't expect this from u!!
u didnt even tell me?
today u took bath it seems.
Do u like me as i am?
or
do i have to....
request GOD to improve ur taste ;)
Hey i saw u in TV, how Beautiful u r, how smart u r, how cute u r, how nice u r, but, i dont know why u r coming only in "ANIMAL PLANET"
In the Bible it says they asked Jesus how many times you should forgive, and he said 70 times 7. Well, I want you all to know that I'm keeping a chart.
Help, the police put me in prison for looking so damn beautiful!.. they said i need an ugly bastard to get me out... hurry up
Fall in river;there is always a boat.
Fall in well;there is always a rope.
But don't ever fall in love;there is absolutely no hope!
Cheers to all the FLIRTS..
You: I reckon you'd make a great exchange student.
Friend: Wow, you really think so?
You: Yes, we might be able to exchange you for someone nice
You Momma so fat and stupid that her waist is bigger than her I.Q....
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo..
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high...
Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade...
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
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