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Insult SMS Collection
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Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured..
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop..
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out..
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing..
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works...
f you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in...
Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time...
Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails..
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view...
If you can laugh at yourself, you've got a really sick sense of humor...
Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!..
U found a genie in a bottle & he said 2 u 'Name me ur wish' n you said 'make me gorgeous' he replied 'I grant wishes, not miracles!'..
This SMS can only be read by a sexy person. Don't push it ugly !...
REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEn1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem2)dogs dont shop3)u can giv away ur dogs children4)any guy can get a good lookin dog..
We are pleased to tell you your results Your IQ test came back Its Negative!!..
some love 1 some love 2 i love some one and that one is (not) you..
If i need brain transplantation i wil prefer ur brain......... dont think u r genious. I just wanted a brain which is never used before ! !
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
today i want to see a lizard....... so that plzzz have a date wid me today hope u will come.
One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!..
RECIPE:
1. Take a bowl of grapes.
2. Put your hand in it.
3. Stand in front of mirror.
The dish is ready.
RECIPE NAME:
Langur ke haath mein angur.HA!ha!ha!
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