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Insult SMS Collection
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He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words..
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing..
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop..
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works..
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!...
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY
try again
again
maybe you are
just not sexy?
one more time
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams. They said-We want 2 disturb some good person. I suggest them ur name. They said -We cannot disturb our boss.
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you really messed up my life...
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public..
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
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