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Insult SMS Collection
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Sometimes, my mind asks. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Why I text you? Then my heart answered, Mongoloids need more care! Hehehe. Now, you're smiling! =)
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
People like him don't just grow on trees - they swing from them...
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful...
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'...
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!...
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own..
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works..
Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission..
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out...
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss....
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement...
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga..
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public..
Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
Haven't I seen your face before - on a police poster?..
Why don't you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?..
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
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