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Insult SMS Collection
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Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not...
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high..
Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke,
Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop..
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works..
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing..
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words...
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?..
Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?..
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!...
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye...
Arz kiya hai... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam...
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle, uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle, jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha, to uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...
Ajib hai nakhre tere, ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin, aur haath mein hai mobile!
Sharaab bani to maikane bane.
Husn bana to deewane bane.
Kucch to hai aap mein,
Yun hi nahin paagal khane bane!
To see light, look at sun..
To see love, look at moon..
To see beauty, look at nature..
To see hope, look at future..
But, to see all of this, look at the mirror.!
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan jam bottle just RS.22.50 only. soon......
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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