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Insult SMS Collection
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Disturbing you...
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged...
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend...
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I..
I'd rather look at the moon again..
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c smile hai...
SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai...
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately...
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON....
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo,
1 benaam si mohabbat meray naam kardo,
meri jaan pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo,
ghar say naha k nikloo,
Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo...
Hanso
Khelo
NAACHO
Gao
Uchloo
Koodoo
Dunya ki parwa mat kero
Q
K
Duniya Janti Hay K
"PAGAL"
aisi harkatein karte rehte hai...
Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
"Lanat hai ap per"
Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly? ...
When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent.
I gave him ur name bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Wo Koun si Ghari Thi Jab aap Paida Hoey..
ROLEX
CITIZEN
QUARTZ
Ya Koi Aur..
JaLdi Jawab Bhejo, COmpany Band karwani hai...
Taa-K Aisa Haadsa Phir Dobara na ho...
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife-Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Dekha tumne kya socha tha..?
tum nahi bataogay tu mjhe nahi pata lagayga k aaj..
...
..
...
...
ANIMALS DAY HAI...
U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADIN,
Strong like
POPYE
INSHORT...
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khud bhi sms kya kero....
sitam sehnay ki bhi had hoti hai,
kissy ko satanay ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhejne ki koshish kero dost
mufat k sms parhnay ki bhi had hoti hai...
I"d love to ask how old you are,
but unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
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