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Insult SMS Collection
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It"s better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open
your mouth and prove it...
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell..
Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain,
a sexy mouth,
nice smile ....
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?..
This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...
try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...
one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!..
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada theek hai.
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay
aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay
itne k jahaan b jao gay gay
loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
aj temprature 47 degree ho ga
ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain
kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai
toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai
tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai
apni kisi friend se baat he karva do
meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai
wah wah wah..
Tu hai harjaee,
tu apna b yeh toar sahi......
too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi..
Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age...
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Your network tariff has changed Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaperCongrats You can make free calls!
So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS..
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life, but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart.
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u left urs in mine..
Ager koi kaha
U r Crazy, b patient
U r Monkey, b Relax
U r Stupid, b cool
But koi yeh kaha U r Beautiful
Thaper lagana us ko
Akhir mazak ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
Geeta mein likha hai?
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are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER...
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now..
Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Brother: Why do you smell funny?
You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...
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