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Insult SMS Collection
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Evry secnd god remembr u
Evry minute god bleses u
Evry hour god care 4 u coz evry day I pray 2 him,"bacha murkh hai,Thoda dhayan dena Prabhu
Govt of India ne aaj ek naya rule pass kiya hai ! khubsurat logo ko desh se bahar nikal diya jayega ! Tum to safe ho yar mai kahan jaoou ?
Qyamt ke din
jab farishte ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,
"k achanak aap ki awaz aai .!
XTRA SHEET.
GRAHAMBEL
found
telephone
EDISON
found
elctric bulb
MARCONI
found
radio
COLUMBUS
found
America
tu bas MOBile nu angutha marija nalayak
If u wanna buy a brand new BMW car worth Rs 5 crores, then log on to our website - www.chal be aukaat mein aaja.com...
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
Jab angrai Leti ho to mera Dum Nikal jata hai
are! Kambakhat Deodrant Lagane mein tera kya jata hai .
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns..
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..
When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance...
You should know what it takes to look this cheap!..
How do u occupy an idiot?
Press down...
Press up...
Press Down...!
What's that ugly thing on your neck? OOOH..... Its your face!
U should do two things in a day. In the morninq pray to God so that u can live and take a shower so that other can live...
I never miss you, I never forget you, I never have felt that you are kilometres away from me just because I watch Animal Planet often...
+ . " ) . " + . " + . " + . " +' . + . " +. ".Abracadabra". +' . + . " + . " + . nope, u're still ugly!..
God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!
You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number..
You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number..
You are never too blond to learn !!!
One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you..
Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it?..
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