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Insult SMS Collection
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My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."...
If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long...
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT..
FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory...
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
U got Sex Appeal...U got Class...U got Moves...U got da Face, da Body....shit...I got wrong number...SORRY :)
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.
How do u keep an idiot amused? Watch this message until it goes away!
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem..
Just reminding u there is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
Hi - I am a virus and am entering your brain right now...wait, hold on, sorry unable to find brain...leaving now...
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents..
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message..
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?
Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.
I saw u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT...
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
Arz kiya hai:
i am a dog & u r a flower
gaur farmaiega
i m a dog & u r a flower
wah wah..Kya baat hai..
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Why do I miss you? Because you make me smile. You are so kind. You are so sweet. You are very funny. And most of all, because you are not texting me any more. That's why.
I'm sure you were born in this world as a cute baby. Now that you're a grownup, I have one question..... What happened?
I had a dream about you. Nasa heaven daw tayo with two angels. Your angel is cute but mine is not, so tampo ko. I asked why cute ang angel mo. They said: "Balance of nature".
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