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Insult SMS Collection
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I'm afraid to die not because it will hurt or I don't know what will happen, but because I might be waiting for you in Heaven and be disappointed.
When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!..
You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you..
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!..
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them...
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"..
You've got Sex Appeal...,
You've got Style...,
You've got Intelligence...,
You've got Class...,
You've got D Face... &
You've got D Body... &
I've got the wrong number! Sorry!
Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons !
Abracadabra
Nope, ur still ugly!
Ths msg cn only B read by a SEXY person:
Nothing? Sorry, I guess UR just not SEXY… Hey! Dnt force it ugly, get lost!
Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But don't worry...
I'm sure science Will come up With something To help you..
Why can't men get Mad Cow's Disease?
Because they are pigs..
How do you keep an idiot in suspense............??
Tell you later........
Everyones entitled to be stupid, but your abusing the privilege..
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food..
Its a hard life being a penis,U hav a head with no brain,1 eye thats blind,2 neighbours that are nuts,the others an arsehole&your best mates a cunt...
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her...
BEST SMS OF THE YEAR 2005: - A mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 years, but a girl makes him "STUPID" in 2 mins...
If i hav a camera
i'll snap ur evry moment
evry smile
evry memory
n keep...
in my..
kitchen 2 scare d cockroaches...£
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.
Can't believe after all the shit they have been through they're still together............Who?
Your bum cheeks!!
Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.
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Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha!
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