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Insult SMS Collection
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,-'''-.-'''-.
(you&me)
'-. .-'
'v'
have unique & strange Friendship
/)/)
( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique
( (oo) )
(,,,) - (,,,)
You so strange
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS
god saw me crying he made toys,
god saw mehubgry he made Mcdonalds ,
god saw nme walking he made a car,god saw mw tention free he made u..
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?..
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again..
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are,
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.
When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself...
main
( (..)) Aisi
( ( .) ) Kyun hu
Sometimes I forget to ask
are u ok?
Sometimes I even miss to say
Hi!
But it doesn't mean that
you're forgotten... No
I m just lazy... like u...
WELCOME To
www.human.com
Type password
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New Member:
U r welcome
Processing:
Denied! Sorry u r not human.
Try
www.monkey.com
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-)
Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
I like 3 things:
pizza
pepsi
& U
pizza to eat
pepsi to drink
& U to clean the table !
>
Who"s gud?
+Its u
>
Who"s charming?
+Its u
>
Who"s sweetest?
+Its u
>
Who"s smart?
+Its u
>
Who"s darling of milions?
+Its u
Jada udo mat,ye msg muje aaya tha.......
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer...
We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky...
Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend like u. He smiled n said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain...
I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception..
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!...
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Ov o
l e Y U
ov o
l e Y u
L V e ou
HARI OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo
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