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Naughty SMS Collection
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Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot, bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons!
One day the penis tells the balls:
Tonight v r goin 4 a party!
The balls reply, U bloody fuckin liar, u always get inside while v r left outside!
If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck,
if its erect but soft it needs good suck,
if its neither hard nor erect, it needs good luck!
A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX Baar-baar, Hazaar bar...... Lagataar....!
Q: Why women wear bra & panty with flowers printed on them?
A: To pay tribute to men who got burried at these 2 places.
Karamchand to his secretary: Today u hv not worn up panties, y? Sec: U r a gr8 detective. How did u come 2 know this? KC: Today, I saw dandruff on your shoes!
Q: What did one ant say to the other while climbing up Prince Charles' leg?
A: Meet you at the royal ball
A 95 yr old man sucks his 90 yr old wife's breast for half hour and drinks two drops of milk and dies.
Postmortem report: Died because of drinking something after expiry date.
Mr Elahi had 3 sons named Rehmet-e-Elahi, Brkat-e-Elahi, n Mehbub-e-Elahi.
When his 4th son was born his wife decided to name him Bus-Kar-e-Eelahi
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey?
A: Because utte sochan hi sochan te thale moja hi moja.
A survey by Cosmo states that women who sleep on their side are sensitive, on stomach are competent and on their back with legs in the air are very popular.
Taking a clue from recent budget, a call girl now charges extra for ANAL entry. She calls it 'Turnover' tax.
Breaking News: Coke'll launch a new soft drink in the world market soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO
Lightest muscle is a man's PENIS. It can be raised by a woman's TONGUE!
Strongest muscle is a man's TONGUE! It can raise a woman's LEGS!
An erection is like the Theory of Relativity - the more you think about it, the harder it gets.
Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
Doctor: You look terribly weak and exhausted! R u having your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.
Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.
Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A: Almost boobs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
and F for Fake.
What do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
The Ans: Mera Kachha Kithe Hai!
Q: What's the difference between a person who is committing suicide and a virgin?
A: One is trying to die and the other one is dying to try.
Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.
Write an essay which contains factors religion, sex & mystery.
Winning essay: Oh my god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it!
Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand.
A Greek n Italian were arguing over who is superior.
Greek: We gave sex to the world.
Italians: Yes you did, but we introduced it to women
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