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Naughty SMS Collection
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Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam mein to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!!!
Woman has man in it; Mrs. has Mir in it; Female has male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; No wonder men always want to be inside women
Q: What do you call Afghan virgin?
A: Never Bin LaDen
Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
Thought for the day: In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends!
When I was born I got the choice: a major dick or a fine memory. I am not able to remember what I did choose.
Q: Why are men like a toothbrush?
A: They are useless without handle.
Q: Why does a stupid blond girl never swim on her belly?
A: When she feels something wet she turn on her back.
As a man goes older, it is harder and harder for him to grow harder.
If the penis is hard & erect it needs good fuck, if it’s erect but soft it needs good suck, if it’s neither hard nor erect, it needs Good luck!
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
Workers discuss cricket! Managers discuss tennis! Top bosses discuss Snooker! CEO's discuss Golf!
Moral: Higher u go smaller ur balls become!
Jack & Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close ur eyes n think: Bhanch*d Chakar kya hai?
What's the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
A reasent studdi haz chown thet peapel hoo aar amezing in bed ar krapp at spelin!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10% enters the female, and you wondered why the sea tasted so Fu*kin salty!
A gal tells her Doctor: I've got a bad discharge.
Dr: Drop ur knickers.
He fingers her & says how’s it feel?
Gal: Very nice, but the discharge is in my ear.
After great sex, she lies there stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring your penis. I used to have one just like it.
Customer: Excuse me, but how can this tiny little hand bag cost so much?
Cashier: It`s made of foreskin madam, when u lick it, it becomes a suit case!
Name the 5 great kings that have brought happiness in peoples lives?
DrinKING,
LicKING,
SucKING,
F*cKING,
W*nKING !
Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man: Beer cunt!
Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don't know why you are fuckin shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!
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