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Naughty SMS Collection
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Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile!
Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked.
An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine.
Q: What's the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!
New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.
If a married woman is called 'Polo... The mint with a hole' Then what's an unmarried woman called...?
CENTER FRESH
Women eh! Boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellies & clits. Eyebrows plucked, bikini lines & legs waxed & they won't take it up the arse ‘coz it HURTS!
Women r like a pair of rubber boots. When they r dry, u can’t enter them, when they r wet, they smell & when u walk on the street with them, people laugh at u.
A man meets a lady at a bar and says: Hi, what' ur name?
She replies: Carman, coz I like cars & I like men, what's urs?
Man: Beer cunt
Banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana turns 2 vibrator I don't know why you are fuckin shaking, she's goin 2 eat me!
Q: How do we know men invented maps?
A: Who else would turn an inch into a mile
Q: What's the closest thing to a woman's period?
A: Your salary. It comes once a month lasts about 3-4 days and if it doesn't come everythings fucked.
An old lady owned two dogs. One day they both died, so she took them to the taxidermist.
So u want them mounted?
No. Holding hands will do just fine
Q: What's the definition of a Menstrual Period?
A: A bloody waste of fu*kin time!
I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday and Tevery other day!
Smoking one cigarette makes your life 11 minutes shorter. A good fuck makes it last 15 minutes longer. So smokers...FUCK FOR YOUR LIFE!
Man: Doc mera khada nahi hota hai.
Doc: R u married?
NO.
Do u hv a g/f?
NO.
Do u go to prostitutes?
NO.
Doc: To khada karke kya calander tangega?
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: What r nitrates?
Ladki ne sharma ke kaha: Night rates r costlier then day
During a sexual session, the gal says: U r like a mobile phone!
He asks: Do I vibrate a lot?
Gal: No, when u get into the tunnel, u loose signal.
Johny Johny
Yes Papa
Fuckin Gashties
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless fuckers.
What women don't really understand: For a man, his friends r like his balls. Very close to him, constantly at hand n always hanging around seemingly doing nothin, but without em he's simply not a complete man.
Balatkari Baba ka b'day kal GB Road pe dhoom dhaam se manaya jayega. Blue film & bahut si adult samagri bhi baanti jaeygi. SMS sirf khaas tharkiyon ko bheja ja raha hai.
Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole.
Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant?
Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
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