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Naughty SMS Collection
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Don't always take things in their literal sense. Like- When Dr says take off ur clothes. When dentist says open wide. When milkman says u want in the front or in the back. When interior dec say once it is in u'll luv it. When banker says if u take it out soon u'll lose the interest. When the phone guy says wud u like it on table or against the wall!
Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted!
Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms.
Ideal for fuckers who don't know when to pull out.
The makers of Viagra have announced that they have developed a pill to increase wetness in females... The pill will be called Niagra!
A girl for first the time was handling a boy's cock. After some time some drops came out, she asked what's that?
The boy said: Yeh khushi ke aansoo hain.
A rooster & cat were goin over a bridge, cat slips n falls in river. Rooster can't stop laughing.
Moral: Wherever there's a wet pussy there's a happy cock
Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha he hai.
Teacher: Hamein machcharon ko paida hone se rokna chahiye.
Student: Wo to ho hi nahin sakta.
Teacher: Kyon?
Student: Kyonki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta.
Hey dude Congrats!!! Heard you got selected as the first male model for Whisper Ad... 'Why Should Girls have all the Fun'
U should be thankful to the Govt for the condition of Indian roads, otherwise u wud have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing boobies on scooties!
A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.
What is the difference between a chicken and a baby?
Chicken is the result of a sitting hen while the baby is the result of standing cock.
Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!
Pastor: Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?
Johnnie: Sure, back of the church yard.
BAR & BRA... wonder what it’s about these three letters that both induce sudden desire & thirst, anytime you see them open...
A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it
The prayer of a naughty girl visiting the Chucrh:
Oh Virgin Mother thou who did conceive without sinning... teach me to sin without conceiving!
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Meena First Class in Bed!
What's fashion designing?
Too many brains, with too many ideas working on too little pieces of cloth... just to cover two little tits of a model.
Judge: So, when did you realise that you were raped?
Prostitute: When the cheque bounced!
A lady, toweling off in front of the mirror, noticed a few gray pubic hairs. She bent down & said to her privates: I know u haven't been getting much lately but I didn't know u were so worried about it
The trouble with finding ur perfect soul mate is that she would probably want to get married, then 4 weeks after the wedding u would meet another perfect soul mate, with larger breasts
Common statements by girls after the exam & the wedding night: Thoda Mushkil tha lekin Achcha tha, Kaafi lamba bhi tha, Thak gayee, Aata tha lekin theek se kar nahin paayi
Girl: Arey itna bada! Munh mein kaise daloongi?
Boy: Jaldi munh kholo!
Girl: Oops, sare kapdey giley ho gaye.
Boy: Aur logi?
Girl: Na baba, yeh golgappe tum hi khao
Jab Gabbar paida hua to uski maan ne us se 3-4 thappad lagaye
Gabbar's Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KTNE AADMI THE...
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