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Naughty SMS Collection
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Sex & Shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes & women want to go on and on and on and on!
Air Hostess came out of Pilot's Cabin, dress crumpled, hair messy, blouse open, bra Missing, wet skirt.
Santa: Now I know why it's called COCK- PIT
Knowledge is like ur underwear... u should have it, but not show it off & most important, when u have sex, keep ur knowledge aside.
When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is 18 she is ready to... VOTE. Hamesha galat hi sochoge!
Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.
If a black man fucks a white girl using a pink condom what colour of child will he get?
Idiot... still thinking? He was using a condom.
Don’t carry umbrella during rain, keep WHISPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.
A very sexy n attractive female employee to her boss: Sir, Will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow! What's that?
Ur eyes, sir !
Sex - Burn Calories Chart
Lying down: 90cal
Standing up: 492cal
Doggie style: 326cal
2nd round: 824 cal
Dressing up after sex while spouse knocks at d door: 5000 cal
A great scientist developed a bra that stops woman's boobs from bouncing while running or nipples showing when wet. His colleagues killed him!
Kalu makes idlis 4 breakfast.
Wife: How did u manage 2 make such huge idlis?
Kalu: With the help of this special cloth.
Wife-U idiot give me my Bra back
8 qualities of a perfect husband:
Brave, Intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive.
And if all else fails, read the capital letters only.
Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Shud I go out and look at what I cannot fuck or stay home and fuck what I cannot look at.
What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.
3 friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hope that, later, you'd be my whore
Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown . . . but so's your ass.
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
What’s d heights of tension?
When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti..
On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
Guys think larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent she is. But the fact is that larger a woman's breasts, less intelligent the Men become!
Teacher: Name some films that have almost same stories?
Pappu: Madam, Blue films.
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and a magician's wand?
A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
What is the height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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