|
|
|
Naughty SMS Collection
|
A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can"t live widout my friend
In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another: "I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male
model for Whisper advertisement.
Why should girls have all the fun.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold, naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite, my lovely pyjamas
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and you'll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+\\+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN".
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man can kiss his wife goodbye.A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass! so the world needs YOU after all!
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay
There is: Hot-Sex, Fast-Sex, Cuddle-Sex, Safe-Sex, Group-Sex, SM-Sex, Telephone-Sex, Cyber-Sex, and for people like you: NO SEX.
Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images..
Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!!
Hurry
I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets:
one to get in and another to get out.
|
|
Warning: include(./feeds/rss2html.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/spicesms/public_html/right.php on line 31
Warning: include(./feeds/rss2html.php) [function.include]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/spicesms/public_html/right.php on line 31
Warning: include() [function.include]: Failed opening './feeds/rss2html.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/lib/php:/usr/local/lib/php') in /home/spicesms/public_html/right.php on line 31
|
