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Naughty SMS Collection
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO..
Lovers sitting in a park,boy tries to kiss the girl. girl:No dear not all this before marriage. Boy: Dont worry darling i'm already married.
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!
Judge : Why did U hit Ur Husband ? Lady : He Called Me From Office,Took Me To Bedroom,Removed My Clothes,Laid Me On D Bed&Said April fool......
Women's life is very hard.
Morning wash clothes
Noon dry clothes
Evening iron clothes
Night remove clothes
Late midnight search clothes...
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
If u dont mind
If u dont feel bad
If dont hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
kissan cooking oil bottle
just RS.250 only...
Teacher:Shoaib Akhtar is male or female?
Student:Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now commentator told “Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar”
rs 1450: baby food
rs 300: doctor fee
rs 950: medicine
rs 800: toys
rs 600: diapers
rs 200:gripe water
rs 200: pampers
rs 300:baby powder
rs 500: soaps
total
rs 5000
or
condom
rs 5
faisla aap per hay :)...
a group of elephents were sitting on jungle
a sexy female elephent passes by them.then a
lofer elephent said 'wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600'..
A judge charged Rs.1102 fine to an accused for RAPE.
Accused asked why Rs.1102?
Judge replied: Rs.1000 for Rape & 10.2% entertainment tax!
Elephant to Camel 'Why do u hav boobs on your back?'
The camel replied 'thats a fucking good question from someone with
a penis on his face!'
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