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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Santa Lost His Cheque Book
Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur Sign ...
Santa:
Oye, I'm Not A Fool,
I Have Already Signed
All Cheques ... ;->
Sardar's Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
Sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
Sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
SaNtA : MaI YaQeN Se ToU NaHe KeH
SaKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI
LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI
BaNtA : WoH KaIsE
SaNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD SaAf KaR RaHa
ThA . . . . ;->
SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo
BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"
SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
Sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
Se Shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
Samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
Srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??
Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!
Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?
Sardar: Landline Par Number
Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han
Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se... ;->
1 sArdAr doSrE sArdAr sE yAr bAtA MotoRcYcLe k kItNe tYeR HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: 2
1st sArdAr: nAhi 2 nAhi 6 HotE HaIn
2nd sArdAr: wo kEsE
1st sArdAr: Is tArAh 4 MotoR k aUr 2 cYcLe k. :-| :-)
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa,
Last Year The Name-Plate Outside Your House Read Santa Singh B.A.
This Year It Read Santa Singh M.A.,
When Did You Finish Yours Masters Degree?
Santa Singh: "You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Hen I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again
sardar ne shok me roza rakh lia
he asked 2 his son:vekh,suraj dooba
son:nai g
again asked:
dooba kia
son:Pnai g
sardar:lagda ay mebu lay k he dubay ga...
Santa:Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai?
Banta:Simple Hai Yar
Royenge To Note Geela Ho Jayega Na..
Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha
"Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar"
Or Uske Nechay
Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,
Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!!
Sardar 1st Time JAHAAZ May Betha
Jahaz Runway Pe Chal Raha Tha
Sardar Ne Pilot Ko Zordar Thappar Mara Or Bola:
Mujay Dair Ho Rahi Hay Or Tu BY ROAD Ja Raha Hay.
Salsman-Which
Soap U
Use?
Santa-BABA'S Soap,BABA'S Paste,BABA'S Brush.
Salsman-Is BABA'S
A INTRNATIONAL Company?
Santa: Baba Is My Room Mate.
Sardar : May I Come In Sir?
Interviewer : Wait Please...
Sardar : 75 Kg Sir!!!
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!
Santa's Girfriend:
Meri Maa Apko Bahut
Pasand Karti He.
Santa, After A Deep
Thought:
Kuchh Bhi Ho
Jaaye,
Shaadi To Main
Tujhse Hi Karunga!!
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.
Sardar Was Sleeping In Bed Room Wit His Wife
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For What R U Scrolling Down So Fast?
Let Him Sleep With His Wife..
Fakeer 2 Srdar : Apk Parosi Ne
Pet Bhar K Khana Khlaya
Hai Ap B Kuch Khilao ?
Srdar : Ye Lo Hajimola . . . . . ;->
Santa - Woh Ladki Baheri Hai
Banta -Kaise?
Santa - Maine Use I Love U Kaha To Boli
"Maine Kal Hi Naya Sandal Kharida Hai"
Sardar:I've Pain In Ma Ryt Leg
Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age.
Sardar:As Far As I Know,
Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age
Sardar g Falls Inside A Pit ... !!!
A Friend Asks : Kuch Toota Tou Nahi ...
Sardar g Replies : Oye Khotiya , Neeche Kuch Hy Hi Nahi ... ;->
Santa Police Se:
Kal Raat Chor Mere Ghar Se
TV Ke Ilaava Sab Samaan Le Gaye
Police:TV Kyon Nahi Legaya!?
Santa:TV To Me Dekh Raha Tha..
Man 2 Sardar : Santa,Your Daughter Has Died!
Depressed, Sardar Jumps From 100th Floor.
At 50th Floor He Remembers,
I Dont Hav A Daughter.
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