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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar: Aap K Father Ki Death Kaise Hui?
Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se
Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain
Santa Shouting 2 His GF
" U Said V Will Do Register
Marriage And Cheated Me,
I Was Waiting 4 U
Yesterday Whole Day
In The Post Office...."
My Grand Father Lived For 96 Years
He Never Used Glasses
Sardar : Ya
I Know
Few People Drink
Directly From Bottle...
Santa:-
I Spoke 2 Sania Mirza
Yesterday On D Phone!
Banta:-
Dats Great!
What Did She Say?
Santa:-
Just,
Wrong Number!
Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words
Banta:Ok
Interviewer : Made In India
Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!
Sardar's 60th B'day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!
Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?
Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.
Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"
How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444
.
Think
?
First He Dails 98444 & Then
Press "REDIAL"...
Intelligent Like U.
Santa Was In Shopping Store.
Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?
Santa:- No Thanx. I Know How Many Pockets I Have :
Sardar Was Sleeping In His
Bed Room With His Wife
Why Are You Scrolling Down
So Fast.
Let Him Sleep With His Wife.
Sardar 2 Kanjos: Sari Dunya Mazar Ko Chom Rhe Hai Or Tu Is Admi Ko Chom Rha Hai,
Kyun?
Kanjos:Chup Kar Ja Bwaqoof!
Tujhy Pata Nhe K
LANGAR Yehi Bantay Ga.
Santa Xerox Karne K Bad Kya Kar Raha Hai
Kya Kar Raha Hai..
Simple Check Kar Raha Hai Ki Kahi
Koi Speling Mistake To Nahi Hogaya Hai...
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha He ?
India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska...
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists,
Oh its easy,"He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started"
terey baghair mein kissey din wee nayeen sutta, har raat khana nayee khada, tey hor iss toon wad kee dassan k ratee sutyan mein eena dinna wich kissey hor da naa wee nayee leya, bas tasveeran vekhda saan hun tey man ja k mein bas tera waan,(toon man ja baqi tey maniyan ee nein)..
Sardar Went 2Temple,
Seein D People Puttin Coins In2d Box
Sardar Said,"
Wah!!Its Amazin..
People Talkin 2GOD Thro
Coin Phone Without Reciever!
Sardar's poetry for her lover.
"aam hai k aam ka achar hai
kuch b hai to mera pyar hai
aur mereee is request pe zara ghaur karna
kyunk propose kar raha tumhein sardar hai.
Police-Tumhara dost kese mara
Sardar-Pata nahi wo bola mere pet
me chuhe kud rahe he "to mene usko chuhe marne ki dawa khila di.
Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...
Santa Se Puchha Ki-"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban'na Pasand Karoge?
Srdr-"A Cockroach"
Why?
Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Santa:Whats Da Nam Of Ur Car
Banta:I Dont No Bt It Starts Wid"T"
S:Kamal Hai Yar Teri Gadi Tea Se Start Hoti Hai,
Apni To Petrol Se Hoti Hai
Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us
Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai
Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai
K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:
Main Ne Bank Luta
Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya.
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