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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him "Lofer"
But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It "Offer"
Feel D Difference..
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
==> Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Santa: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
Beta : Papa Madam Ne Aaj Ek Sawal Poocha Jis
Ka Jawab Sirf Mere Pass Tha ... !
Sardar : Mera Shona Puttar , Bta Ki Sawal Tha ???
Beta: Madam Ne Poocha Black Board K Pass Potty Kis Ne Ki Hy ...
Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) : Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !
Sardar : Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ....
Texi Wala : Sir Sorry
Mai Meter Chalu Karna Bhul Gaya Tha
Ab Kitna Bhada Lu?
Santa : Oyye Praji
Koi Gal Nhi
Mei B Apna Batva Bhul Gaya Hu!
In A Cricket Ground..
Security:Cricket Match Is Over Now,Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:Oye...Yaar.. I Am Waitin For Highlights!
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He
Sardar Manmohan Singh's Next Election Agenda:
1)Ban On Sardar Jokes.
2)Bolo Tara Rara Will Be D National Song.
3)11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.
Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.
Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay
Interviewer:
Can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow?
Sardar:
O yah yah ji y not.
My phone rings... GREEN GREEN, I PINK it up and say YELLOW.;-);-)
Sardar: Yar Meri Ankhein Dhang Se Nhi Khultein.
Dost: Kisi Din Achanak Apne Ghar Chala Ja.
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai
Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?
Banta: So Simple Yar.
Naag Do Not Punch Me
Santa: Yaar Tumne School Ana Kyu Chhod Diya?
Banta: Yaar Actually Mere
Dad Keh Rahe The Ke 1
Jagah Bar Bar Jane Se
Izzat Kam Ho Jati Hai
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu...
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He..
Teacher:- Childrens, Exams Are Nearing, If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..
Santa:- In Which Printing Press The Question Paper Are Printed..?
Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,
bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata
Sardar Askd The Qua£Ification 4om BeautiFul Girl.
Girl Replied:
"Double M.A"
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Sardas Askd:Kyun Pehla Galat Ho Gya Tha?
aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,"agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?"
"Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN"
darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai
Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai
Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota?
its simple"phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha"
Agar Kuttey aur Sardar mein english speaking ka muqabla ho to kaun jeetey gha?
Jeetey jo marzi laikin Yeh baat to teh hai k muqabla Mumkin hai.
1st Sardar to other,
Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar) hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?
2nd Sardar,
"Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye" Samjhey!
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