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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne ???
Doctor: haan G, Daso Kithey Laane Ne ???
Sardar : Meri Juti Nu La De ... ;->
Ek Sardar Bus Tey Betha Tey Bus Full
Conductor: Sardar G, Tusi Chatt Tey Bai Jao ...
Sardar: Bohat Achey, Main Chatt Tey Bai Jawan, Tusi Thalo Gadi Le Jao ... ;->
Placing His Hand On Her Thigh, Sardar Whisperd:
"I Love You"
With A Deep Sigh, She Said
"Hmm A Little Higher"
"I Love You" He Shouted ... ;->
Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm.
He Was Taking Interviews
Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ?
Lawyer: Yeah !
Santa : Tell Me The
3rd Law Of Thermodynamics ... ;->
a frog to Sardar!
Sardar ka dimakh nai hota,sardar replied "hota hai!
frog: nai hota, nai hota nai hota nd jump in water.
sardar said " ley duss inwich khudashi karne di kal si:))
Banta Was Driving His Car In A Zigzag Fashion On D Road. Traffic Inspector Stopped Him.
Banta: I'm Learning Car Driving.
Inspector: Without D Instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
Height Of HONESTY Of A Sardar:
Sitting In An Examination Hall ,
Opening A Chit,
Memorising The Answer And Then Writing It Without Seeing!
MOTHER OF ALL PJ'S:
Interviewer:How Many Seconds In 1 Year?
Sardar:12 Seconds.
Int:How Did U Say?
Sardar:Ja-2nd,Feb-2nd,Mar-2nd, Aprl-2nd,May-2nd......!
Santa - A Photographer On A Funeral.
Santa Is Busy Taking Snaps, Suddenly People Start Beating Him. Why?
Each Time He Took A Picture He Said SMILE PLEASE!
Sardar Ko Ek Unknown NO Se Msg Aya
Usne Apne Sab Dosto Se Wo Msg Paper Pe Likhwaya,
Magar Q?
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Sab Ki Handwritng Sms Ki Writng Se Match Karne K Liye.. ;->
Judge:3rd Time U R
Coming To Court,U
Dnt Hav Shame?
SANTA: You Are Coming
Daily,U Dnt Hav
Shame?
Sardar:Meri ßevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya ßataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma ßoli
CHOWKIDAR..
Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it was written in the paper "Answer in brief"
Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai
Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked
"Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban'na Chahte Ho ...?"
Sardar : UmzZz
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"LADY-DOCTOR" ;->
Sardar 1: Yaar Kende Ne Zindagi 4 Dinaa Di Ey ...
Sardar 2: Aaho !
Sardar : Te Feer Test Match Kyun 5 Dina Da Honda Ey ... ? ;->
Santa : Oye Banta
Have u Read "WILLIAM SHAKESPARE" ... ???
Banta: No
By The Way
Who Wrote It ... ? ;->
Santa Meets His Friend Banta After A Long Tym
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B
Banta: Oye Is Ka Matlab ... ???
Santa : Kuch Nahi Yaar ,
I Meant Long Tym No C ... ;->
Ek Handsom Waiter Ne Sardar Se Hotel Mein Khane Ka Bill Manga...
Sardar-O Ji Ham Ne To Kuch Khaya Hi Nhi,
Waiter- But Sir Khana To Ready Tha
Sardar- Acha Tu Meri Biwi Ko Line Maarne Ka Bill De
Waiter-Main Ne To Line Nhi Maari
Sardar- To Kya Hua! Meri Biwi To Ready Thi
Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy
Rang De Basanti Movie Dekh K Santa Ko Bahut Gussa Aya
Banta Asked Why Are You So Angry?
Santa:Saala Poori Film Mai Basanti To Dikhai Nahi...
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number "Seven"
Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the "S"! 7
Sardar Je Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bhot Ro Raha Tha.
Sardar Je Bolay Shar Day Bachay Ronday Nai
Bacha Bola Shar Day Bachay School Bhi Nai Janday. . . ["!"]
Sardar 2 His Sardarni
On Suhagrat!
Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?
Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..
Sardar:
"Burrrburrrburrr"
An Unemployed Sardar Reads A Poster Outside A Police Station..
Wanted! !!!!!!!
For Rape And Murder.
He Goes In And Says
" Sir I Wud Like To Apply For That Job"!!!!
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