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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Having lost his donkey Sardarji, got down
to his knees and thanked God.
A passerby saw this and asked,
"Your donkey is missing. What are you thanking God for?"
Sardarji replied, "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that
I wasn't riding the donkey at that time,
otherwise I would have been missing too."
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate. "
Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" "
Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home. Two days later he disconnected it.
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Why???????????
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because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."
Teacher:spell ur best frnds name in english.
Sardar:Sun Light.
Teacher:What?
Sardar:his name is Surya Prakash.
Pathan walkng at night.
Samnay gober para tha..
Pathan ne jhuk kr ungli daal kr taste kiya 0r bola
0hh ye to gober
hai..
Shukar hai mera pair nahi para...>
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
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A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept..!
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.
Teacher to Sardar:What is the formula of water?
Sardar: HIJKLMNO
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Sardar: Last time you told me that formula of water is H2O
Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai
San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi.......;->
Heights of Friendship
Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason.
He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't live without my friend.
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'
Sardar pUttinG dOgS tAil in 2 PipE.
2nd sArdAr:Abe kutte ki DUM kAbhi sidhi nAhi hOti.
1st sArdAr:Abe jAntA hu,
mUjhE tO Pipe bAnd kArnA hAi
A sardar gets A cheque & throws it on the ground...Y???
Think think..!
To see whether it will BOUNCE or NOT ;->
KEEP SM|L|NG
EK sArdAr ShEr..!
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye
Kuch tere jaise yaar huyE
Baki sab sARdaR huye
Interviewer : Whats d relation bw Earth & Moon?
Sardar : Brother & Sister
Interviewer : How?
Sardar : We call Earth Darthi mata n Moon Chanda Mama :->
Waiter gives bill to Sardar.
Sardar:Take this card.
Waiter:Bu t sir,this is Ration card.
Sardar:So wht?
U hv written there-ALL CARDS ACCEPTED
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp
teri biwi ko kaat raha hai.
Santa :- Dar mat yaar.
Vo kaat nhi raha,
vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U, to woh boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain'.......;->
SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey.....;->
Judge:is sardar k dono kan kat do!
Sardar:nahi mei andha ho jaunga!
Judge:bewkuf kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar:mei chasma kaise pehnunga?
EK SARDAR SHER..........................
Toh arz kiya hai.............
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye....
Khuda ki rahmat se kuch gadhe farar huye......
Kuch tere jaise yaar huye....
Baki sab SARDAR huye......;->
Sardar Jii Jailed In Mediacal Entrance Exam
As He Gave The Following Answers:
* Antibody : Against Everyone
* Artery : Study Of Paintings
* Genes : Blue Denim
* Hymen : Greetig Ti Several Man
* Labour Pain : Hurt At Work
* Lirosuction : French Kiss
* Microbs : Small Dressing Gowns
* Cardialogy : Advance Study Of Playing Cards
* Cat Scan : Searchin For Lost Kitty
* Coma: Punctuation Mark
* Bacteria : Back Door To A Cafe....;->
Tufani barish me rat ko shop per santa piza lene aya
SHOPKEPER:Aap shadi shuda hai
San:is tufani barish me kya meri ma muje piza lene bhejegi
Sardar:"kal mere pita ji
kuve me gir gaye aur
jor jor se chilana
Jor se Chilana
rehethe,
2nd srd:"Ab kaise hai?"
1sT srd:"ab kuve se koi
awaz nahi ati hai,
THIK HI HONGE.........;->
Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
banta:Yeh kya hai?
Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai ;->
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