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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta hai,
Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Hai
Nurse(sharmakar) Chal Jhuthe Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churai hai. ;)
Sardar Jii Ki Behen Ko Daaku Utha Ker Le Gaya
Sb Ne Sardar Se Kaha
Daaku Bara Khtarnaak Hy, Khaali Haath Mat Jana
Sardar Jii Jate Huey 2Kg Aam Le Gaye . . . :p
3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls
1st Boy : Tuu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu
2nd Boy: Main Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer
3rd Was Srdar
Sardar: Tu Meri Zara Main Tera Veer . . . ;->
Ist : yaar ye Suraj hai Ya Chaand.....????
Sardar: Sorry janab mjhe nhi pata
main is city main new hoon.......
Phansi se pehle
inspector ne sardar se
pocha bata teri aakhri
khawahish kya hai?
Sardar:Mera sir neeche
or taangen oper kar k
Phansi de do..........;->
What does a sardar do
after taking a xerox?
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He will compare it with
the orginal for any
spelling mistakakes..........;->
Sardar&his wife buy
Coffee in a shop,
Sardar says,
Drink quicly
Wife asks why,
Sardar says Hot Coffee
Rs5 and Cold Coffee
Rs10..............;->
Sardar told his son:
"o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar
hai."
Beta:"papaji, Class teacher
bhi yehi bolti hai k tu kisi jaanwar
A man asked sardarji,
why Monmohan sing goes
walking at evening
not in the morning,
Sardarji replied"Arey bahi manmohan is
PM not AM".............;->
{DJ Party}
There was sardar's DJ
Party in a party-plot,
DJ asked:"kab tak bajau?"
Party plot owner replied:
"12baje tak baja de,
Uske baad to ye
Generator ki awaz pe
bhi nachenge!!!"...........;->
Teacher to sardar:
Story sunao,
Sardar:aik din hm un k
ghar gaye to wo ghar pe
nhi thay aik din wo
hamary ghar aye to hum
ghar pe nhi thay,
Moral:jesa karo ge,
Wesa bharo ge.............;->
Sardar Ji Ki Behan Ko Daku Utha Kar Le Gaya !!!
Sab Ne Sardar Se Kaha Daku Boara Khatarnak He Khali Hath Mat Jana
Sardar Jate Hoye 2 Kilo Aaam Le Jata Hy ;->
Santa could not stop laughing when he saw a truck being dragged by another.
I asked why? Santa says foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a Rope..
Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
banta:Yeh kya hai?
Santa:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai...
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more...
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal..
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don‘t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card“ ;->
Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge kya ?
Sardar ji: Nahi ji, hum Cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!!
Aaj powder denge to kal perfume mangega...!! . . . ;->
Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?
Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae "I Love U"
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha "U" Kon Hai . . . ;->
Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se
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Das Zara Dunya Da Mushkil Kam Kee We
2nd Sardar:
HELMET PAA KE KISS LENA . . . ;->
Sardarni write:
massege 2 sardar
‘ghar kab aa rahe ho?
Massege karke batao‘
Sardar write 2 her:
‘Nahi bata sakta,
Balance kam hai......;-)
Sardar : Kal Mera Abba Kunwai'n Main Gir Gaye Aur Zor Zor Se Chilla Rahe Thay . . .
"Bachao Bachao"
2nd: Ab Kaise Hain ? ? ?
1st: Theek Hii Honge Kal Se Koi Awaaz Nhi Aayi . . . ;->
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