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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Raat nu 2 vaje c,
Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho..
utho utho...
utho...
papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu??
Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c ;->
Shayari by Sardar:
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Khidki se dekha to raaste pe koi nahi tha,
Raaste pe jaa ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha ;->
One day Sardar was giving dictation to his students.... Then last bench student told to Sardar that: "Sir we can't hear..."
Sardar: "OK! I will write it on the board..." ;->
Once asardar calls
another sardar on the
phone and says"Hi,Main
bol Raha Hoon"The other sardar replies
"Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar,
ithe vi Main Bol Raha
Hoon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-;>
SARDAR:mujhy phone
pay dhamkiyan mil rahi
hain,
POLLICE:Kon hai wo?
SARDAR:PTCL walay hain,
Boltay hain k biLL na
diya yu
"Kaat Dain Gay"
1 Sardar ne makhi k
dono par kat deye,or
kaha,
"Urr ja"
Wo nhn urae
tp,sardar:tjarbe se
sabit howa agr makhi k
dono par kat deye jayn
to wo sun nhn skti.......-;>
Sardar:ye shesha jo
baich rhy ho,is ki kya
garnty hy?
Salesman:Agr ap isy 100
ft se nichy phainkain to
99.9ft tk nai toty ga.
Sardar:chal fir pack kar
day..-;>
Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge kya ?
Sardar ji: Nahi ji, hum Cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!!
Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mangega...!! . . . ;->
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" . . . ;->
Santa shouting 2 his girl friend
" u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office...." . . . ;->
A Tamilian call up Santa and asks " tamil therima??"
Santa got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" . . . ;->
After unsuccessful attempts to land the plane airhostess was repeatedly saying..
"we r on outskirts."
Santa shouted "when will we enter the skirts?" . . . ;->
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain . . . ;->
Sardar:Kal mere Abba kunwen me gir gaye aur zor zor se chilla rahe thay
"BACHAO BACHAO"
2nd:Ab kaise hain?
1st:Theek hi honge kal se koi awaaz nai aai!
Sardar witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".
Sardar replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . ! ;->
Sardars are not Fools
Take dis great example :
Teacher :Wht do u cal a person who cant hear?
Sardar:U cn cal him anything,bcoz he cant hear
Raat nu 2 vaje c,
Santa: papa ji,Sunde ho..
utho utho...
utho...
papa: kamine kyo uthaya menu??
Santa: tusi neend wali goli khaani bhull gaye c,,
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first..
Aik Dafa Aik Sardar
Nehar par nahanay gaya
ja
Woh naha kar nakla to he
has got fishes in his
naval hairs(chuwain)next
day same thing
happened
He was very happy he
took his wife too so
they both start taking
bath
sardarni got nothing
this
happened three times
Sardar angirly to
sardarni
bhen lun tera jall (net)hi
phata hua hai
Why did English teacher
Slap Santa?
Because Santa asked
her:
y is bra is
singular
when it cover2&
Panties
plural when it cover
only one?
Sardar to his frend:yar
meri BV pani se bohat
darti hai
Friend"acha wo kese,
sardar kl main ghar
gaya to wo bathtube
main b securityguard k
sath bethi hui thi.>
Ek sardar kahin ja raha
tha.usne ek deewar par
parha"parne wala
gadha"Sardar ko bohat
ghussa aya, mita kar lik
dya"Likhne Wala gadha,
Insurance agent to
sardar!Sir ab to ap ke
shadi hogahe umeed ha
ab to aap insrnc palesy
lelenge
sardar:meri bivi itney
khatarnak to nahi...
PATHAN:doctor sahb
pore jism main kahin b
ungli lagaon to boht dard
hota hai
Doctor sugested full
body XRay
wen he checked XRay
found fracture in
finger,,
Pathan Hansay Ja Raha
Tha..
Kisi Ne Pocha,
"Khan kion Hans Rahe
Ho?
10 Saal Baad Mera Utha
Hai..
Sath Wala Bola,
Aap Ne Mera Pakra HAI..!
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