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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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A sardar asked his
frend,
"kya tumhare
underwear mein
suraakh hain?"
Frend replied:"No"
Sardar said,
"to phir taangein kahan
se daalta hai saalay..;->
An astronomer was
watching the sky from
his telescop Santa
Singh was observing
him,Suddenly a star
falls, seeing that Santa
Sing shouted,"kha
nishana lagaya hai!"
A drunk sardar falls from 3rd floor.
people gather around and ask:"Sardar ji ki hoya?
"He said"
pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!!
Teacher:Give english
translation of,
"Sardar bazar main goliyan chal rahi ".
Pathan student replies:
The Tablets are walking
in the president Market.->?
Pathan ko khawb mein kisi ne NANGA kar dia,
Sobha pathan ne apna
HBL main bank account
close karwa diya,
Q?
Q K HBL aap k sapnon ko haqiqat mein badal dega...
SARDAR ne pressure cooker khareeda dosre hi din wapis kardia.
Shopkeeper:kun wapis kha?
Sardar:ghar mein jawan betiyan hain aur ye sala
seetiyan bajata hai.->
Sardar;i hav'nt slept all nite in the train,
frnd:y?
Sardar:i got uper berth,
Frnd:y din'nt u
exchanged?
Sardar:oye,there was nobody 2 exchange in the low birth...
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
There is no happiness like that of being loved by your these returning vnhxtrrpczayd was very pleasant or desirable no magnet drew me...
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Banta: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream
'Wouuuu-Wouuuuu' and the other -
'Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..'
Santa To Banta:
oye tu her SMS mujhey tu duo bar q bhejta hay?
Banta:
vo is lia k ager tujhey ek forward kerna ho tuo doosra teray paas
rehna chaiyeh na...
Once Santa went to a resturant, Had dinner and came back . . .
Dis Time No joke Plz..
Cum ON eVry1 !!
Respect the Poor Guy..
Atlest Once . . . ;->
Funiest Msg Of The Week
Once Upon A Time A Sardar Was a Scientist ...
HAHhahAHhAHHAh
HAhahahaHAhaHAh
HAhaHAhaHAhAHaH
Teacher: Give english translation of, "Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain"..
Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..
How Sardar professors speak english,
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away?
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit...
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle . . .
Tourist : How do you escape if a Lion comes now ?
Sardar : Give the indicator right and turn left ! ;-D
Girl Frnd: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon . . . !
Tou Santa Bara Hairan Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai..
" Lekin Mera Tou Koi Bacha He Nahi Hai " . . ;->
Santa n His Son were in Conversation on the Beach :
Son: Praaji , Ise "Beach" kyo kehte hai ?
Santa: Tumhe nahi pata ?
Son: Nahe pata!
Santa: Yeh Aasmaan aur Zameen k beech mei hai esliye ise "Beach" kehte hai . . . ;->
Sardar 2 other:
Ager aik hathi soi k sorakh se guzr raha ho to usy rokny k lye kya kerna chahye?
Other Sardar:
uski dum pe girah laga do phans jae ga...:-)
Banta : Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa : Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Ek Sardaar Pilot Se Head Phone Cheehn Raha Hota Hai..
Pilot : Yeh Kia karahay Ho ?
Sardar :Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs ) Tu Akelay Sun Raha hai . . . ;->
Sardar Jii Is Trying To Commit Suicide On The Railway Tracks &
He Take Along Some Pepsi & Chicken Roast Wid Him. . .
Somebody Stops Him And Asks: Kyun Bhai Ye Sab Le K Kidar Ja Rahe Ho . . .. ?
Sardar Jii Replies:Suicide Lrne
Man: Itna Saaman Le Kr
Sardar Jii: Saali Train Late Aati Hai Kahin Bhook Se Hii Na Mar Jaon . . . ;->
Why does Sardar have "T.G.I.F" written on their shoes?
In Order To Remember
Toes Go In First. . . . ;->
Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai Tou
Aap Chup Kyun Thay. . .?
Sardar: Pehle Cockroach Gaya Tha Tou Mujhe Laga k Chipkali Ussey Pakar Legi. . . . ;->
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