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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar G Went To By A Tv. . .
Askd Salesman : Do U Have Colour Tv?
Salesman: Yes Sure . . .
Sardar G : Oki. . . Give Me Green One Please . . . ;->
2 Sardar ped par baith kar gana ga rahe the, achanak ek Sardar ulta latak ke gane laga..
Dusre ne pucha: Ulta kyun ho gaya?
Pehla Bola: SIDE "B" ga raha hUn . . . ;->
Santa asks Banta: Tujhe larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi..!
Santa: Nahi aati tu seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usse class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . . ;->
Sardar's Son Was Filling Application ForM.
In ForM It Was Asked About MOTHER TONGUE.
Son:Papa G Ithay Ki Likhaan?
SARDAR: Likh Day Putar,
VERY LONG... ;->
Banta: U looked troubled, what's ur prob?
Santa: Im going 2 b a father
Banta: But, that's wonderful
Santa: What's wonderful! My wife doesn't know abt it yet ;->
Sardar ne Makhi k Par torr k kaha k urr ja.. per Makhi nahi urri !
Sardar ne kaha: sabit hua k agar Makhi k Par tor diye jayen to wo sun nahi skti !
2 Sardars are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other Sardar covers one of his eyes and says ''Where?'' . . . ;->
Santa and Banta in a football stadium..
Santa : Paaji, yeh log ball se kya kar rahe hain?
Banta : goal kar rahe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paaji ball toh pehle se gol hain , aur kitni gol
Karenge?"
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..
Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table.
he asked what is this?
sardar didn't know english said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->
A sardar goes to wine shop and says - oye giv me "after shave"
shop keeper replies - Sir this is wineshop not general store
Sardar - abe idiot i know its wine shop , i always drink whiskey after shave . . . ;->
Once The CID asked a sardar why the criminals leave their fingerprints after crime..?
the sardar said: The criminals are uneducated. If they were Educated, they would leave their signatures . . . ;->
SANTA-Oye tu kya kar raha hai?
BANTA-Is baby ki aawaz record kar raha hun!!!!!
SANTA-Kyun?
BANTA-Wo jab bada ho jaega, use uska matlab puchunga!! ;->
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1. Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2. Weakness: Banta's wife, Preeto.
3. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour.
4. Threat: When I am on tour. . . ;->
Santa singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta singh: Yes, I have
Santa singh: Well, my father dug it.
Banta singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa singh: Yes, I have.
Banta singh: Well, my father killed it. . .
12 Sardar
12 Car mein
12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe
12vi gali mein
12ve cinema hall mein
kaunsi film dekhne gaye?
Waqt hamara hai...
What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?
Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......
Newspaper mein news lugi k "50% of Sardars are donkeys."
The Sardars protested.
Next day news lagi k"50% of Sardars r NOT donkeys."
The Sardars celebrated.
Banta Was Amazed To Find
Santa Playing Chess Wid His Dog.
He Watched The Game In Astonished
For A While & Exclaimd:
I Can Hardly Beleive My Eyes.
That's The Smartest Dog I have Ever Seen.!
Santa Replied: Naa !
He's Not So Smart. I have Beaten Him 3 Games Out Of 5..... ;->
2 Sardars Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. . .
Sardar 1 : What Wud U Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. . . ?
Sardar 2 : Don't Worry, I Have One More. . . ;->
Sardar attending a interview in a software co.
Interviewer: Do u knw MS Office?
Sardar: Give the address.I wll find out where it is
Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day.
somu : It is impossible.
D : y
Sardar : I have only 4 glasses at home....
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash
his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running
and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies,
"Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of ! them was crying like
anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied,
"I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished
and
asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come....
Sardarji praising his son who is a Civil engineer, who just laid a road
near his house. "Wow! This is terrific! Look at the job he has done!
The distance from my house to the railway station is the same as the
railway
station to my house!!!!!!! !
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