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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED. After much thought he writes: Yes...
Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"
The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."
The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"
The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
"What is that shiny object with you?" He said, "It's a.....
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes....
wife: Aaj prty kyu de rhe ho?
srdar: Kal mera scooter kho
gaya,
bhagwan ka sukr hai ki me us
par nahi baitha tha, varna
me bhi kho jata....
Teacher: A for. . . ?
Sardar's Child: Apple. . .
Teacher: Zor se bolo. . . ?
Sardar's Child: Jay mata di. . . . ;-
1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
Santa : Aj hamara desh SMS par chal raha hai.
Banta : How?
Santa : SMS bole to
"SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH"...
A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives.
Swimming
Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for.
Sardar said, “Sala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.”
Q. How can you take the window seat from Santa going to London?
A. Tell him that the seats going to London are in the middle row.
Sardar Went To Cinema Wid His Dogs 2 watch The Movie "SHOLAY"
When VEERU Says: Basanti In Kutto K Saamne Mat Naachna
Sardar Says: Q Nhi Naachna Mene In Kutto Ki Ticket Bhi Li Hy . . . ;->
Once a sardar was looking at a "WANTED" Poster and was
wondering -
Saala "WANTED" tha to...photo kheechne ke baad usse jaane
kyon diya?
Teacher : PAPPU Why Are U Doing Math Multiplication On The Floor? ? ?
Pappu: You Told Me To Do It Wid out Using Table. . . ;->
Sardar g Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga. . . ;->
EK BAAR EK SARDAAR JA RAHA THA...
RAASTE ME ROAD PE KUCH PARA HUA DEKHA...
SARDAAR JAISE HI JHHUKA CHILLAYEA HARAAM ZAADE
POTI BHI AISE KARTE HAIN JAISE SAMOSA PARA HO....
PUNJABI TO SARDAR...TEL ME NAME OF UR PETS
SARDAR; SANTA SINGH ,BANTA SINGH, GULJEET SINGH;
PUNJABI ;WHTS UR NAME;
SARDAR TOMMY.........
Sardar's Theory : " Moon Is More Important Then Sun , Cuz Ir Gives Light At Night When Light Is Needed & Sun Gives Light During The Day When Light Is Not Needed ."...
Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two
drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and
started to eat them.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,
complained the pub-owner.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches...
Sardar G was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats" ;->
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!. . .
A Sardar G gives Spielberg a slap and says. . . .
"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." ;->
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar:
Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
Sardars wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?
Because he was scared that someone
might see through the KEY HOLE.
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