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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar To Docter:
"Main Chota SuSu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hon Aur Bara 7 Baje"
Docter:"Tou Is Me Problem Kia Hai. . . "?
Sardar :"OO Jii Meri Aankh 8 Baje Khulti HaI". . . ;->
Santa: Yaar Bbachpan Me Main Teesre(3rd) Floor Se Gir Gaya Tha . . .
Banta: Tou Phir Bach Gaya Ya Mar Gaya. . . ?
Santa: Yaad Nahi Hai Bohat Purani Baat Hai. . . ;->
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE.
Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED GANDHI.?
SANTA- Thanx for giving me the JOB.
I will Investigate... ;->
After returning from a foreign trip ,
Santa asks his wife " Do I look like a foreigner?"
Wife-- "No, Why r u asking?"
Santa-- "In London a lady asked me, are u a foreigner? ;->
1st sardar : I was born on Thursday...
2nd sardar : I was born on Monday...
3rd sardar : I was born on Sunday...
1st & 2nd : Jhooth bolta hain saaley!!!
3rd : Why???
1st & 2nd : Sunday ko to chhutti hoti hain... ;->
Santa was driving car zigzag and rashley..
Traffic cop caught him.
Santa- sir i am learning how to drive..
cop said- without instructor?
Santa said- yeh correspondence course hai... ;->
Sardar attended bio practical exam..
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg..
Sardar: I dont know..
Examiner: u fail.
Whats ur name?
Sardar:See My Leg & tell... ;->
Sardar 2 doctor: dr saab,mein chashma lga k parh to sakun ga na.?
Dr: haan,bilkul..
Sardar g: phir theek hai..warna unparh admi ki zindgi b koi zindgi hai! ;->
Santa and Banta r discussing-
Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep.!!"
Banta- "with me it's the opposite. if i sleep i can't drink coffee." ;->
In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs appeared
1 writes father's name- Daljit Singh
2 writes- Manjit Singh
Teacher- Wats this?
Sardar- Sir, varna ap khte cheating ki hai ;->
In exam 2 Sardar Brothrs appeared
1 writes father's name- Daljit Singh
2 writes- Manjit Singh
Teacher- Wats this?
Sardar- Sir, varna ap khte cheating ki hai ;->
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.
Santa: Sau saaL phle mjhe tumse pyar tha
Aaj bhi hai aur
Kal bhi rahega ;->
A Sardar & Doctor Were In Luv Wid Same Girl. . .
Once Sardar Has To Go For Sum Work In Other City For 7 Days
He Gave 7 Apples To Girl For 7 Days.
Why. . . ???
CoZ SaRdAr KnOw
AN APPLE A DAY, KEEPS DOCTOR AWAY. . . ;->
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi..
Sardar ji: ohhoho! Chalo koi gal nai wapas morr lo... ;->
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day When She Was Sixty.
She Is Eighty Now &
We Don't Know Where D Hell She Is ;->
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.
While looking down frm the building his watch slipped n started falling down.
He started running down the staircase.
On the way he saw sum guests coming up. They asked him, "Why r u running so fast?"
Sardarji says, "My watch fell from the terrace..!"
Guest says "So why are you running? It must have broken by now!"
Sardarji replies "No, T is 2 Minutes Late." ;->
A lady n lion were kissing each other inside a cage in circus.
Ring master asked "Can anyone do it?"
SARDAR: I can,but first,tak d lion out....;->
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
Banta watched the game in astonishment for a while & exclaimed: "I can hardly believe my eyes. . . That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."
"Naaa, He's Not So Smart" Santa replied.
"I've beaten him 3 Games out of 5". . . ;->
Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so
the man asked him why did he do so..?
He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would
be cold and on the other hand it would be hoT... ;->
Two Sardars go for fishing..
They catch a lot of fish and return to shore..
The first Sardar says:
"I hope u remember the spot where we caught all
those fish."
The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X'
on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"You idiot!" replies the first."
how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow." ;->
Two Sardars go for fishing..
They catch a lot of fish and return to shore..
The first Sardar says:
"I hope u remember the spot where we caught all
those fish."
The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X'
on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"You idiot!" replies the first."
how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow." ;->
Sardarji walking on a street vich has a Clock Tower ven sum1 asks him if he wants 2 buy d cLock on d Tower..
Sardarji says: Yes!
"Give me 1000Rs. n I'll go get a Ladder"
The man Took 1000 n disappeared..
next day Sardarji is again walking along d same street n d same man asks him 2 buy d Clock.
"Give me 1000Rs. n I'll go get a Ladder."
Sardarji gives him 1000 n says "I am noT a fooL, Dis Time, u waiT n i'LL go get a Ladder". :-D
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says- "Baljith Singh Married." ;->
ardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement..."
Hindi teacher asks : CaLL Kitne Parkar k hote hain..?
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Santa Answer: Local Call, STD Call, Trunk Call, ISD Call
&
Sasria_CaLL... ;->
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