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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar at electronics shop:
Customer: I want a color tv.
Sardar: Which color? ;->
Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?
Baniye shayar ne arz kiya.
Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo kar gaya kharcha itna TAJ par Kambakht, Har din ek nayi Mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke BYAAZ par.
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. The driver adjusted the mirror.
Banta shouted: U r trying to see my wife, sit back, I'll drive!
Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?
Banta: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook?
Santa: Niri Afwah !!!
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.
Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night....
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM... what’ll u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sister?
Santa’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
Interviewer: wat is ur qualification?
Sardar: Sir i m Ph.D.
Interviewer: what do u mean by Ph.D.?
Sardar: PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY...
Lecturer : Explain digestive system in one sentence?
Sardar:its a process that starts with right hand & ends with left hand
sardar asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?"
lady replied:"I don't know, but it starts with "T"
sardar: u r very lucky, my car starts with petrol only.
Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal pheka
Friend:Tune Gana roka nahi
Sardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa
Next 20-20 KA CAPTAIN kaun?
GUJ : PATHAN
MARATI :SACHIN
Sardar -SANIYA MIRZA.
SANIYA Q..?
SRDR : Jeet k baad DHONI KI TARAH T-SHIRT NIKALEGI TO BALLE BALLE... ;->
1 Sardar Roz Murti Pe Matha Tekta Tha..
Pujari Ne Badi Murti Ki Jagah Choti Murti Rakh Di,
Srdr aaya Aur Bola:
"Oye Chotu!
Daddy Kitthe He?
NASA ne 3sardar chand pe bheje.
magar adhe raste se vapas!
Jab sardaro ko pucha gaya,toh kaha:
"AAJ AMAWAS HAi,CHAAND TO HOGA Hi NAHi NA
RUSSIA:We R 1st in space.
USA:We R 1st on d moon. SARDAR:We'll be 1st on d sun.
USA:U cant land on d sun,its hot.
SARDAR:We R not stupids.We 'll go AT night...
Chota Sardar To His Papa: Mainu Shadi Kerni Hai
Papa: Putter Kide Naal
Son: Papa Daadi Maa Naal
Papa: Begairata'n O Meri Maa Ae...
Son: Te Tussi Meri Maa Naal KiOn Kita... ? ;->
Admi Sardar Se:
"Insaan Or Sardar Mei Kya Faraq Hai"
Sardar Replied:
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"Sardar AqaLMand Hota Hai.. Insaan Nahi Hota"
Point 2 B Noted... ;->
Son : We will soon become rich..
Sardar : how.?
Son : tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees... ;->
Teacher : Sach aur veham me kya fark hai..?
Santa : Aap jo humko parha rahe hain
woh sach hai,
lekin hum sab parh rahe hai
ye apka veham hai... ;->
Four guys, one each from Harvard, MIT University, Yale and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job.
One common question was asked to all of them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD ?
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; because thought is so fast it comes
instantly in your mind.
MIT Guy: Its Blink, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked
YALE Guy: It is......
How Does A Sardar Cheat The Railways??
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He Buys The Ticket But Doesn't Travel... ;->
one Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America.
A
lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"
Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question.
Sardar
answered " No No Me Banta Singh"
Third one
came and asked the same question Sardar was totally
annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he
saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked
him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other....
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