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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar phoned his wife:Mein ghar nae a sakta!car da stering, gear, deshbord chori ho gya...!
After sumtime he phoned again Main a rha wa, pehle pichli seat te beh gya c....
Q: Why did A Sardar G put his radio in his refrigerator?
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SocHo
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Nahi Pata
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Give Up
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Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music. ;->
Two Sardars are driving a Car.......... One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working............. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ....... ;->
Sardar k Haan 20 Saal Baad Bacha Hova .. Aur wo Bohat Udaaas Tha .
Sardar's Friend : Yaar Tu Udaas Kyoo Hai ??
Sardar : 20 Saal baad bacha hova wo bhi itna chota :S
On A Romantic Day Sardar's Girlfriend Asks Him... "Darling.. On Our Engagement Will U Give Me A ring........???"
SaRdar: Yeah Sure........ From Landline Or From Movile....... ;->
School Main Master G ne Chotay Sardar Se Poocha : " Jiss Main Koi Kami Nahi Ho Ause Kiya Kehte HAin ?? "
Sardar : " KAMI-NA "
A news reporter gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood
Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua Tha
Banta: Phir Kia Hua............???
Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;->
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai...... ;->
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
hai. Hamari gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai...... ;->
Sardar's Wofe Does , He is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying ... Finally Sardar consoles him " Don't Worry Yaar I Will Marry Again ."
Sardar walks into a library & says,
Can I have a burger and coke?
Librarian, Im sorry, this is a library.
Sardar whispers: Can I have a burger & fries?
K B C
Amitab: In which state Ganga flows?
Sardar: Liquid state
Audience clapped.
Amitab stunned and looked behind and found all people sitting
were Sardar"s
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days.
Guess why?
Because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager regarding it.
Manager : You should have taken care as any one can sign your cheque on ur behalf and empty your deposits.
Sardarji : How can others sign? I am not a fool. I have already signed all the cheques..
Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever:
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
For what you order, will come 1st!
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes
along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks
"kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why do you take these things with
you?). Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na
marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)..
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more
than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his
friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage
meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the
prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A
few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his c...
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady
came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar
answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and
asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me
! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same
question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and
answer....
Why do Sardars have TGIF written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why do Sardars always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
How can you tell when a Sardars sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.
Why can't Sardars dial 911?
They can't find the 11 on the phone!...
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and
hangs up.
A SARDAR traveling in a train gets down in every station & buys ticket for next station.
Guess Why?
Bcoz doctor told to him avoid
'Long Journey..
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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