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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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sardarji (raste se jate huye friend se ek cheez dekh ke):
arey yar maine isey kahi dekha hai..
2nd sardarji:han main bhi isey kahi dekha hai..
1st sardarji (use sungh kar ):arey yar yad aaraha hai..
2nd sardarji: han mujhe bhi yad aa raha hai..
1st saradarji: taste leta hai aur kehta hai arey yar yeh
to gobar hai acha huaa main es per pair nahi rakha...
Sardar station chalo ge?
Rikshe wala"g sahab"sardar"
kitne paise lo ge"rikshe wala"
50rupe"sardar"
20main jana"
rikshe wala"20rupe main kaun le k jata hai sahab
"sardar"beith peche main le jaon...
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer..!
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.?
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright..
Sardarji goes to the movie show and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks "Kyon sardarji, itni achi lagi kya movie k roz har show k liye aa rahe ho?"
Sardarji replies "Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi saali ek train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi...
"If U call ur mother as MUM then what will U call ur mother's younger sis and elder sis?"
Sardar:
"So simple, I'll call them MINIMUM and MAXIMUM"...
Sardar found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided 2 kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola:
Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai..!
On Airport 3 people were waiting one was hindu other was muslim and 3rd one was sardar...!
hindu says to other two:-mere sahabzaade ko aana hai...
muslim says:- mere nawabzaade ko aana hai...
sardar says:- aur mere haramzaade ko aana hai......
Sardar once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall at 10 Why..??
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Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK.....
SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he?
SaRDARNI:kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he?
SaRDARNI:lekin kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai.
"STAR PLUS"....
SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he?
SaRDARNI:kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he?
SaRDARNI:lekin kya?
SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai.
"STAR PLUS"....
Manmohan Singh to Bush - We are sending Indians to the moon next year. Bush - Wow! How Many? Manmohan Singh - 100 25 - OBC 25 - SC 20 - ST 5 - Handicapped 5 - Sports Persons 5 - Terrorist Affected 5 - Kashmiri Migrants 9 - Politicians and if possible 1 - Astronaut..
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga....
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
Ager Sardar Tumhari Taraf Pin Pehnke Tu Tum Kiya Karu Gaye ??
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Tum Bhagoo Gaye Kyonke Bomb Tu Sardar Ke Hath Mai Hi Hai NA...
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the...
What is Common between : Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays...
Sardar's theory:Moon is more impt than Sun,cos it gives light 8 night when light is needed &sun gives light during d day when light is not needed...
Sardar ko ek blank message aaya, phir sardarne usi mobile ko phone karke bola,tumhe malum hai tumhare mobile ka ink khatam ho gaya hai...
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-
"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"
Sardarji was looking at wanted poster and was wondering :-
"SALA..!! wanted tha, tho fotu khichne ke baaad usko jane kyu diya!?!!"
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR...
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