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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Doctor to a sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Interviewer : When is your birthday?.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : Which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte, every year.
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai...
A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said "SMILE PLEASE" :p
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind it!! Sardar: O Stupid You should have saved 50 rupees by running behind a Taxi.
Ek dafa ek admi ni sardar ki dukan se lasri pi.
Admi: Ais mai makhi ha . .
Sardr: Oye Chup Ye Nannhi Se Jaan Kitni Lasri Pe Le Gi?
Sardar traveling in PIA..
Air hostes comes to him & said: Aap ko PIA ka mahol kesa laga.?
Sardar:Bilkul ghar jaisa. Ghar mai bhi mujhay koi monh nahin lagata..
This was during the Indo-Pak war of 1971..
It was a time of Air Raids, and Blackouts Santa Singh bumps into Banta Singh - somewhere in the Pind, Banta is listening to the news from Radio Pakistan! on his transistor..
Santa: "oye Banta tu dushmaan ke khabra kyon sun raha hai ...... All India Radio kyo nahin?
Banta: "oye Maine socha dushmaan ki bijli phook kar uska nuksaan karoon"...
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Sardar 2 his son:Beta tu shair da putar ha aur woh shair mai hon.
Son: Papa teacher bi mujhe ye kehti ha k tum kisi insan k nhi zaror kisi janwar k bache ho.
A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why u married such a short girl. He replied our guru g says masebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hai...
Sardar jii: Mujey apni betey ke liye kuch vitamins cahiye they?
Clerk: Sir kaun sey doon...A,B,C.....?
Sardar jii; Koi bhe de doo..Uss ABCD.. Nahin atee hai....
Sardar to Doc:
Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor:
Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi...
Santa: Do u know how to swim ?
Banta: No
Santa: Tum say achay to kuttey hain, jo tair letey hain
Banta: Tumein tairna aata hai?
Santa: Yes
Banta: Phir Tumhare aur kutte mein farak kia hai ?
Once price Charles and a Sardar ji were having dinner. Prince said: pass the wine u divine.
Sardar thought how poetic so he said: pass the custard u bastard...
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nai...
SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAZE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI.... SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...
saRdar to his son: beta dara mat ker tu sher ka da puttar hy..
son: han ammi ny bataya tha ..
saRdar: kia bataya ammi nay.?
son: yahi k tu kissi janwar ka puttar hy..
saRdar's Wife: jan, eik puppy do na..
saRdar: Ghar mai KHaanay k liye paise nahi hai, or tujhe kutay ka bacha chahiye..
saRdar to Doctor: Mainu chota peshab saware 6 wajay anda aye te vadda 7 wajay..!
Doctor: Teh is wich problem ke aye.?
saRdar: Meri akh shami 7 wajay khuldi aye..
Sardar Bought a New Mobile..
He Called Everyone From His Phone Book & Said..
My Number Has Changed.
Earlier It Was Nokia 3310
Now It Is 6610..
saRdar Stand on his roof in SMART KITTING..
his son asked papa itni barish mai tuse kya kar rahe ho ?
saRdar oye puter dekh nahi rha k uper wala photo khench rha hai..
saRdar jee: Dodh wale se 2 Litter Bhains ka dodh dedo..
Dodh wala: yeh bartan chota hai..
SaRdar jee: tu phir aisa karo bakri ka dodh dedo
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
a man goes to auto workshop and
ask
sardar technician to repair the car brake
sadar did some work
and said
i couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder.
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