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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar gee buliding se giray or behosh ho gaye.
Doctor says: HE IS DEAD!!!!
Every one was crying ,Suddenly he wake up ans SAYS:
"O ma Zinda wa"
SARDARNI SAYS:
"CHUP KER KAY...
Sardar ji joined "SUICIDE ATTACKERS SQUAD"
after 3 months training, he was sent to a mission with bombs,bullets, guns, knife and mobile phone. After reaching at enemy base, he called his boss on phone,
"boss 2 soldiers hein base mein. SUICIDE attack kar dun?"
Boss: "nahin.. wait for more to come"
Sardarji after 2 hrs: "Boss ab 50 soldiers hein, attack kar dun"
Boss: "haan ab attack kar do. n dont worry abt ur family. we will take care of them. befikar ho kar SUICIDE...
What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
1.Waterproof towel!
2.Solar powered torch!
3.Book on how to read!
4.Pedal powered wheel chair!
5.Umbrella wid holes to see wether its raining or not!...
sardar opened his tiffin while on his way to office.....Why?
socho...socho....
arre, simple yaar!sardarji check kar rahe the ki office jaa rahe hai ya aa rahe hain......
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Sardar Ko Dost Ne Khane Pe Bulaya,Ghr Pe Tala Laga Tha Or Lika Tha Bewkof Banaya.Sardar Ne Hosyari Dikai Or Neche Lik Dya hm Yahn Aaye Hi Nahi The.
Sardarji:I would like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk:Sir,vitamin A,B or C?
Sardarji: Anyone, my grandson doesnt know the alphabets yet.!
3 Sardarz were going on a motor cycle. A Policeman gives hand to stop. 1 Sardar shouted, "Oye khotay da putraa, pehle hi 3 bethe nain, tu kithay bethe ga"...
interviewer:ap kisi lerki main sab sy pehly kya dekhtay hain.
sardar:o..ji..depend kerta hy k wo aa rahi hy ya jaa rahi hy.
1 SARDAR ki MAA ki TABIYAT kharab thi,
Jab HOSPITAL le gya to DOCTOR ne bola ke in ka TEST hoga,
SARDAR bola: inki age zyada hai,
TEST nahi,
ONE-DAY karwa lo.. :P
How do you make a Sardar laugh on
" Saturday ? "
Tell him a joke on
" Tuesday "
Ek sradar sochta raha...
sochta raha...
sochta raha...
saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black...?
Sardar : What other colors do you have...?
A Sardar always studies in front of a mirror bcoz of 3 reasons
1.It helps saving revision time
2.He can keep a watch on himself
3.He likes combined studies.
Frog to Sardar:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar:ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata
Santa apni khoobsurat Biwi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne back mirror set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri biwi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!...
Sardar goes to a hotel and order a fried chicken
Waiter: French or Spanish?
Sardar: o jera marzi le aa may ne kheryan gallan kerni hai...
Ek bar 300 sardar
ship me travel kar rahe the
Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.
kaise?
?
?
?
Nothing serious.
Ship beech main khrab ho gai
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo
ta ra ra.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
passengers in the
car he was driving..
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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