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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have
posted it....
Man 2 SarDar: yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya..
Sardar: kyon chukan, jerha mey 30 Rupaiye de k gaana luwaya ai,ohnu tera peo sunega :p
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
Summer Special: Sardar's wife looking at travel brochures said: Lets try Greece this year!
Sardar asked: Why,
what's wrong with vaseline..?
Sardar breaks an egg 2make an mletHe finds the egg emptyGets frustrated and says"ullo ki pathi,aj kal ki murghian bhi abortion karati hain"
2Sardar jungle men,Samne sher agya,1 ne mitti othai sher ki ankh men dal k bhagne laga.. 2nd khara raha.. 1st:Abey bhag.. 2nd:Men q bhagun,mitti tone dali ha..
SANTA said something in ears of BANTA and BANTA died!!!
What did SANTA say?
DHISHKYOUN!!!
A sardar asked his frend,
"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"
Frend replied "No"
Sardar said,
"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.
The cockroach began moving slowly.
He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.
Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".
Interviewer: imagine that u r in a room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escap?
Sardar g: very simple, i'll stop imagining....
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta...
Sardar read at petrol pump " Dont Use Mobile Here "
Sardar call everyone and say them Dont call me hahahaha
Sardar ki maa: Puttar tujhe yahan se jalandhar jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se?
Sardar: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS
Sardar jee agla sawal apko jita sakta ha 1 crore ka Inaam....Ques:WHAT is your Father name?...Sardar:Oye pagla pehlay 4 option te dey.
A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three."
I was standing at jalandhar station when my
> attention went towards a
> Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black
> turban having a long beard
> and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking
> similar to a terrorist.
>
> After a while, one local train arrived, which
> was totally packed. The
> Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed
> to do so. Just then a
> voice was heard from the back coach 'Sardarji
> Barah Baj gaye' (Sir
> it's 12 o'clock!)
one day a sardaar goes 2 a shop
and asks
bhai sahab yeh tv kitneka
seller says nahi batata jao
few minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes again
bhai sahab ye tv kitneka
man replies nahi batata jao
after every five minutes it happens again & again
at last sardaar asks
ke tuzhe mai hu yeh kaise pata chal raha hai
seller says ki ek tuhi gadha hai jo kabse microwave ko tv samajh ke uska bhaav puch rahaa hai....
"BBC" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the
Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows:
Correspondent: How did this happen?
Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for the train. They were standing on the platform. Then there was this announcement that the train is arriving on platform number 2. They got scared to know that the train is arriving on...
sardar joins army, given a AK-47
he is damn puzzled so he asks the major
'Sir yeh banduk ki nalli saamne rakhu ya ulti'
Major proudly says ' Kisi bhi taraf rakho, fayda desh ka ki hoga'
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will be there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there..
Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd:Y u didn't xchng?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.
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