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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Two sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked,"Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
Q. What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies? A. He will compare it
with the original for spelling mistakes !!
Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning for free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point, "Oh..we'll get Punjab from India but how would we develop it?" That was a difficult question indeed. Suddenly Banta Singh replied, "No problem! we'll attack USA, it would take over us and then we would be a state of USA and we'll automatically get developed." All the surds became happy on this very simple solution but an old surd did not utter a single wo...
Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as h...
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident." Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the 10th floor, he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the 5th floor he remembered he was not married. When he was about to hit the ground...
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line
said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly...
Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK...
Sardar api biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
Sardar bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee...
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
(What Happened, My Son?)
Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"
once a pakistani going on highway in FIAT car with 40 speed, suddenly a SARDAR GEE comes on HONDA 125, as he reached near the pakistani he shouted... OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KYA...... and go away with high speed.. pakistani surprised but not bothered...
after a while the SARDAAR G again come from front and shouted .. .OYE TUSSI KABHI HONDA CHALAYA KA... and go away with high speed ... pakistani again surprised and he makes his speed 50.. SARDAR G did that 4 to 5 tim..
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in America. A lady came and asked him, 'Are you relaxing' Sardar answered ' No I am Banta Singh!' Another guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered ' No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach He went and asked him ' Are you Relak Singh?' The other Sardar was much educated and answered 'Yes...
a sardar had 7 kids lekin un sub mein sae ek different thaa jub sardar marnae lugaa tu uss nae apni wife sae poochaa "oh aub tu bata day yeh munda kis ka hai " wife replied"oh jee yehi tu app ka hai"...
A news reporter gets news taht 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat...sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform per khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Acchanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri...
Q. Why can't Sardar dial 911?
A. They can not find the eleven on the phone
A Sardar went to Kashmir officially and called to his house over phone.
A servant (also a sardar) had taken the receiver. Sardarji, Who is speaking?
Servant, its me Servant Sir.
Sardarji, Where is the Madam?
Servant, She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Sardarji, What? I am her husband came to kashmir today.
Servant, What can I do now sir?
Sardarji, Open the cub board, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, Till then I am....
aik dafa aik sardar ne doosra sardar ke kaan main kuch kaha aur wo mar gia.
everybody wondered wt he said.
one asked him and he said bhishkoom.....
There was once a sardar je who went to the hospital ...the doctor sees that both of his ears are flaming read and asks he sardar je what had happened. The sardar je tells him that he was ironing his clothes when his phone rang and by mistake he took the hot iron and put it on his ear. the doctor looks at him in disbelief and asks him what had happened to the other ear. Then the sardar je says, the scoundrel called bak!
Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth.. > > > >
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there.............
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there...
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
Sardar wins 20 cars from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore or else return my 20 Rupees back.!
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This >Packet > >Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could >have posted >it.... >
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