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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. >Judge asked: How'll >U >divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll >apply NEXT YEAR >
Sardar was writing something very slowly. > >Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly? > >Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read >very fast. >
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in >punjab . Local >sardars >have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for >more.. > >
Help.... !!
The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Sardarji : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something aga....
Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk.
'It is for my wife' replied Banta Singh...
Once Santa Singh was riding a cycle and he Suddenly hit a girl! So girl shouted, 'Sala ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!'
And sardarji replied, 'Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!'
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
What is the height of stupidity?
2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat.
A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258."
Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back...
One sardar went to United States & stepped in for the first time in
a pickup bar. While he was enjoying the scene aroound, a babe
came & placed herself provocatively on sardar's lap.
She said "hi. i'm suzan,'suzi' to u. sardar was all excited & said "hi,
i'm balwinder, balls to u".
Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore.
The first surd says:
"I hope u remember the spot where u caught all those fish."
The other answers:
"Yes,I made 'X'on the side of the boat to mark the spot."
"U idiot!"replies the first."how do u know u will get the same boat tommorrow."
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
"What happened ?" asked Surjit.
"Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?"
"Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England
was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,
but I lost the bet."
" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I
bet on the highlights too "
Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final
examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question
paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off
and throws them out of the window.
He then removes his turban and throws it away as well.
His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going
on.
"Oye, I am only following the instructions...
Sardar jee went to the store,he saw a shiny stuff,he asked what is that shiny stuff
store clerk said it is Thermos
sardar:thermos kiya ho ta hai
clerk:it keep hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold
sardar jee buys one thermos..
next day sardar jee went to work with his new thermos
his boss asked him what is that shiny stuff
sardar jee... it is thermos,it help to keep cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot
boss..what do you have in it
sardar..2cup of coffee,and a glass of cold...
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes ...
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai..
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar...
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.
His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping..
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING
ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL YOU GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER..
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa...
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