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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan hai sardar g ullu de patthe pura ghar khali ay jithay marzi soja...
Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!...
sardar prepared only one essay "Friend" for his exam. But in exam he got "Father" essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this.... " I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour...!!"
1sardar teliscope se star dekh raha tha 5 min. after star girta hai to 2sardar said good shot...
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"...
Teacher: make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Sardar: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara..
1. Don?t dare talk in front of my back! 2.Both of u three get out of the class! 3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no? 4.Take 5 cm wire of any length! 5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls. 6.All of u stand in a straight circle. 7.Quiet! The principal just passed away? 8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise. 9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I?m here? 10.Ur talking bad habbit.
Once Prince Charles and Sardarji are having a dinner together. Prince said `Pass the wine u divine`. Sardar felt `how poetic` and said `Pass the custurd you bas tard`.
Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
A Srdar G got promotion from clerk to manager. He went home and told his wife in a new style "From today you are going to share your life with a Manager"
Sardarji got the fourth child. He fills data in the birth certificate. Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese. How come you write Chinese when both parents are Sikh? Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese.
Exam main Question tha challenge kise kehte hain 1 sardar ne poora Page blank chor kar last main likh dya Apne Baap Ki Aulad Hai to Pass Kar Kay Dikha:
Lady Doc: Tum har roz clinic k bahar kharye ho kar ladies ko kiun ghoortye ho?? Sardar jee: aap he nai to bahar likha hua hai k ladies ko dekhne ka time 9am se 5am tak hai...
Train staion pe ruki: aik aadmi ne sath bethye sardar se pocha: konsa staition ha? Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola`` Lagda te Railway stayion aee...
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”...
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana...
Ek sradar sochta raha... sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya sardar ji: ooy``e ki hoya sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy sardar replied oy``e tenu kinni wari akheya hy kapry pa ke bazar na jaya kar.
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum le k jaayega..
Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja. But.. makhi nahin uri, Sardar ne kaha, Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye jain to makhi sun nahin sakti...
a person said to a sardar: Aik surely tea ka cup dena sardar reply to person: yahan gay ka dhodh ata ha MADONA ka nahin...
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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