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Sardarji Joke SMS Collection
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jay mata di.
American says: “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji says: ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms….
Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge...
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light Khana hai!’
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for four days.
Lady calls again,
Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out...
Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haa’ replies shop owner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Sardar on phone:
“Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question:
Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job I”ll investigate.
Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone.
Sardar: Hello kaun?
Girl: Main sita.
Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha ye to “Ayodhya lag gaya”.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
One day a sardarji talking with his friend…
Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with my child.
Friend: Is it! Why?
Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months.
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
Friend: What did u wrote?
Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'
SARDAR: (biwi se) Koi aisi baat kaho mujhse ke mere pair zameen par na rahe.
BIWI: Tujhe phansi kyu nahi laga lende.
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
One sardar needing two plain paper but he had only one.
Do you know what he did?
Photo copied the one he had!
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar : Cant you read the board, parking is only for 2 wheeler.
2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have one more.
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright.
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born?
Sardar ji: In punjab.
Interviewer: Which part ?
Sardar ji: Which part?, Whole body born in punjab…
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