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You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Close
your
eyes
and
think
about
yourself
for
30secs.
After
30secs
open
your
eyes
and
you
will
realize
that
you
have....
wasted 30secs. (so think about me)
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
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THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i have done.........
Hello DEAR Where R U Now...? No Visits..., No Calls...., No SMS from Wik, No Missed calls, I M So worried... --------- Are U n JAIL again? Pls r e p l y!
ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey's language. Come to Collect ur banana.
A baby monkey asked his mother "Mom", why r we so ugly"??? Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS !
I chased love, found friendship; chased desires found hopes; chased reality found dreams; i chased a monkey and found you.
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you have american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!
i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.
Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital...
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"...
A Man !s iNcoMpLeTe....untill he is married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AfTeR dAt he IS FINSHED..........
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
Teacher: Translate it into English:
"Tumhe laat maarke beizzat karke bahar nikal diya
aur badme wapas bulalaya gaya"
Student: You have been "GANGULIFIED"!!!
Some Indian cricketer's names-
Ravi shas3.
Mahendra Singh 2ni.
100Rav Ganguli
Sachin 10Dulkar
VVS 1,00,000Mann
Mun 1/2 patel...
Wat s d biggest pressure building up 4 pak captain wen pak need 1 run 2 win in 5 ovrs, 10 wkts in hand..
Ya allah how 2 spk english in presentation ceremony!
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